Definitions by Pablo Escobar

capone 

Reference to Al Capone, famous Chicago gangster. If you're "straight up capone" you're a true gangsta out there on the streets, not one to be fucked with.

"You're straight up capone"

capone by Pablo Escobar September 4, 2004

Portree 

Capital of the isle of skye, Shit pubs ugly women (but hey they are sluts), no night life, people so backwards they drive in reverse, and dominated by Church going fuckers. It rains 11 months a year the rest of the time it snows, why would anyone want to live there?

I'd rather kill myself than live in Portree. / its impossible to find a virgin in portree

Portree by Pablo Escobar January 11, 2004

tamper

to fondle with a member of the fairer sex, to touch her tits or fanny

I ulled a slut last night I didnt shag her just let her tamper with my cock

tamper by Pablo Escobar January 11, 2004

Weeto 

One of the many slang words for the arsehole, derived from the popular childrens' breakfast cereal of the same name (which happens to come in the form of chocolate cereal hoops). This noun can also form compounds and other expressions as follows:

Frosted Weeto (noun): when you end up with cum around the arsehole after anal sex.
Bust a Weeto (verb): to have anal sex with someone for the first time (Note: implies male rape rather than consensual sex).
Weeto Buster (noun): anal rapist.
Crunch a Weeto (verb): to give a rimjob.

"Dude, that's a gay bar, you might get your weeto busted or something if you go in there!"

Weeto by Pablo Escobar January 6, 2004

Unit 

Noun. A slang word used to describe a really fat ugly bitch. The word is derived from the from the measurement of a standard kitchen unit, which is 60cm wide/deep (dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier etc all conform to these standard dimensions).

Correct timing and pronunciation is crucial to the effect of this word. It is best shouted loudly after walking past a really fat minger in the street, with particular emphasis on the first syllable.

Pablo: "Did you see that woman?"
Jaimie: "No?"
Pablo: "UUUUUNIT!!!"

Unit by Pablo Escobar January 6, 2004

hotdog 

When trying to perform a stunt on a snowboard/skateboard when you fail and smash your balls.

Man, jimmy tried to do a mctwist, and ended up doing a hotdog.

hotdog by pablo escobar November 26, 2003

BlinkyTheCook

Better than Emril, faster than the Iron Chef!

BlinkyTheCook is better than Emril and the Iron Chef.

BlinkyTheCook by Pablo Escobar August 19, 2003