Ohio Potato

A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.

George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."

Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"

George-(hangs up the phone)

by Preston November 17, 2004

Metalcore

A blend of hardcore and metal music that evolved in the mid-to-late 90's ; usually out of context with the norm. With lyrical themes ranging from politics to personal.

Poison the Well, Otep, Slipknot, Unearth, Heaven Shall Burn, etc.

by Preston March 09, 2005

Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.

I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.

by Preston November 17, 2004

masturbate

v.(proper) to self stimulate ones sexual genitalia v.(slang) go fuck yourself

When you get stuck for the tab in a nice resterant it is more polite to tell the cheapskate to masterbate and hope they understand the true intent behind the word rather than be blunt.

by Preston January 04, 2004

chesticals

chesticals : Droopy floppy tubular tits on a woman, or elder male. Similar texture and gravity of a males Testicals. Otherwise known as "Oyster Tits"

"dude, your new stepmom has some dangling chesticals"

by preston July 03, 2006