PRESTON's definitions

masturbate

v.(proper) to self stimulate ones sexual genitalia v.(slang) go fuck yourself

When you get stuck for the tab in a nice resterant it is more polite to tell the cheapskate to masterbate and hope they understand the true intent behind the word rather than be blunt.

by Preston January 4, 2004

gugma kita

used in closing letter

best regards or friends

by Preston October 12, 2004

mo fo

slang for " Mother Fucker '

by Preston November 7, 2002

chesticals

chesticals : Droopy floppy tubular tits on a woman, or elder male. Similar texture and gravity of a males Testicals. Otherwise known as "Oyster Tits"

"dude, your new stepmom has some dangling chesticals"

by preston July 3, 2006

RUCKUS

A huge fight, involving five or more, chasing and bashing one person

The Preston boys had a huge ruckus with a lebo

by PRESTON October 19, 2003