
She was going to give me oral stimulation, but the fragmentation of my testiculation was too horrible. I had mealy balls.
by Preston November 17, 2004

the sexual action of inserting a knife into one's anal, or vagina... usually causing self harm. Done in the action for pleasure or pain...
by Preston May 15, 2003


The art of manipulating a person in to hard core sex. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. Also illegal in many many states.
Me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the Taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)
by Preston May 14, 2003
