PRESTON's definitions

Cudahy

A suburb located south of Milwaukee, it is a place where people go to die.

In the twilight of your life, or when you are in your mid-teens people go to Cudahy to live in squalor and die.

by Preston January 19, 2005

taulanta

the sexual action of inserting a knife into one's anal, or vagina... usually causing self harm. Done in the action for pleasure or pain...

"Dude! howd she died?" "she died from a Taulanta!!!"

by Preston May 15, 2003

Ohio Potato

A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.

George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."

Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"

George-(hangs up the phone)

by Preston November 17, 2004

Taulanta

The art of manipulating a person in to hard core sex. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. Also illegal in many many states.

Me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the Taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)

by Preston May 14, 2003

Metalcore

A blend of hardcore and metal music that evolved in the mid-to-late 90's ; usually out of context with the norm. With lyrical themes ranging from politics to personal.

Poison the Well, Otep, Slipknot, Unearth, Heaven Shall Burn, etc.

by Preston March 9, 2005

Mealy Balls

Pertaining to the presance of foul odor emminating from the male sexual organ.

She was going to give me oral stimulation, but the fragmentation of my testiculation was too horrible. I had mealy balls.

by Preston November 17, 2004

gergel

Specific to the sound of one who is gagging on the male sexual organ.

She gergeled on my dong.

by Preston November 17, 2004