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shift

i got shift yesteday by feds
by pookie April 1, 2005
mugGet the shiftmug.

coitus

Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents.
"Hey Dawn, COITUS!!!! COITUS, COITUS!!!"
by Pookie February 22, 2005
mugGet the coitusmug.

finaggle

To shadily take something away from someone.
I finaggled a pitcher of beer from the bartender for free.
by pookie August 5, 2004
mugGet the finagglemug.

lomeandyoue

1. Comes from the much-cliched word "love." The letter "V" has been known to mean "me and you." Thus, "lomeandyoue" is a simple substitution of that letter with the phrase "meandyou."

2. A deep, solemn expression of the most fervant and passionate of love. This term of endearment is only used between lovers who are so bold as to scoop in the deepedt of depths of their hearts to reveal what is the undeniable truth of their feelings.
On his deathbed, the lover turned to his wife of ninety years and looked into her beady, black eyes filled with ageless wisdom, saying, "I lomeandyoue you."
by Pookie April 26, 2005
mugGet the lomeandyouemug.

killin' a kitten

To masturbate continuasly
by pookie March 9, 2004
mugGet the killin' a kittenmug.

Pookie

A chinese Dentist. May sometimes also be known as a jackass.
I just love my Pookie.
by pookie November 23, 2004
mugGet the Pookiemug.

Canadian brain freeze

a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!
Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".
by POOKIE December 29, 2011
mugGet the Canadian brain freezemug.

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