PMax's definitions

Tennessee cologne

The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.

Cletus only bathed once a week. By Thursday he had some hideous
Tennessee cologne going on.

by PMax January 28, 2009

frumping

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.

Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.

by PMax March 9, 2008

fat bagging

Hogging; banging a fat chick. Putting on beer goggles to be a chubby chaser and bag a fat bitch. Being a chocolatier and having sex with a lardass. Fat bagging is the same as nail the whale. To screw a plumper, perhaps as a slumpbuster.

Pat really wanted a piece of ass last night so he went fat bagging and shagged a chubbette. She was quite an eater, very hoggy, and therefore he was the butt of many a joke the next morning because he got fat bitched, and that added to his fatty remorse despite the fact that he had really enjoyed that buffet blimp's big tits.

by PMax April 13, 2008

Gomper

A psychedelic song on the Rolling Stones album from 1967 called Their Satanic Majesties Request. It is perhaps the very worst song the Rolling Stones ever recorded. It has never been played live by the band.

When I listen to Their Satanic Majesties Request, the only psychedelic Rolling Stones album, I skip from the seventh track, The Lantern, to the ninth track, 2000 Light Years From Home, because those are both good songs but the one in between them, Gomper, totally sucks.

by PMax March 12, 2008

Tennessee license plate

The ugly tattoo that redneck fat chicks get right above their ass. Also known as a tramp stamp, cum target and ass antlers.

I thought that girl was cute until her shirt rode up her back and I saw her Tennessee license plate. Then I knew that she was a skeezer, and I ignored her after that.

by PMax January 22, 2009

juggaload

A fatty who is a juggalo. A lardass fan of the Insane Clown Posse. A juggalo who obviously is not interested in any diet version of Faygo.

Whoa, look at her . . . clown makeup, 2 liter of Faygo, big tits . . . and a big huge ass! She's a juggaload! I'd hit it!

by PMax March 18, 2008

Fruit Bowl

A name for the annual football game in Louisville, Kentucky between St. Xavier and Trinity high schools. Alumni and students of the two schools consider it to be an important event; others generally do not care about it.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Don: I'm going to the St. X - Trinity game.

Dan: You're going to the Fruit Bowl?

Don: Shut up!

by PMax January 11, 2009