xmms

X Multimedia system, like WinAmp but for linux

Dude, get Winamp!
I can't! I have linux!
Well then get xmms!

Okay, lame example...

by phoenix November 27, 2003

Fits

1. When clothes are the correct size for the wearer.
2. When an object is appropriate for the situation or surroundings.
3. Fat Tits.

1. Hey, this new jacket fits real well!
2. Yeah, that new couch fits perfectly with the rest of your stuff.
3. Damn! She's got some Fits!

by Phoenix January 20, 2005

boinglao

boing.lao n. 1. a fat woody.

I got a boinglao when I saw Pam Anderson.

by phoenix October 26, 2003

Lucid dreaming

Lucid dreaming is basically dreaming while being aware that you are dreaming.If you are in a lucid dream, you will usually have some power over your dream - anything from being able to fly or making an object or room appear behind a door or inside a pocket right up to being able to change into animals and create a whole world! Lucid dreams have been scientifically proved to exist.

Last night I wanted to fly, and I flew. And I was in total control of it.

by Phoenix May 22, 2004

CD

1. Compact Disk

2. "Calm Down!"

1. Hey, I bought a new Aerosmith CD!

2. Dude, you need to CD! ASAP! Bitch.

by Phoenix January 18, 2005

Wilma

A girl that looks hot on one night and then ugly the next, and so on alternating hot to ugly. Similar to the Seinfeld episode with the women who is good looking in certain amounts of light and ugly in others.

"I bumped into Kari last night, and didnt even know it was her, What a Wilma!"
"What's up with Audrey, she looked good last night and now she looks like my ass. What a Wilma."

by Phoenix May 03, 2004

hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.

Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.

by Phoenix October 10, 2003