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Definitions by PETER

shave it 

god damn she had a hairy ass cooch so i told her to go shave it
shave it by peter November 11, 2003
A person from south of the border.
That lowrider just cut me off....Godamn "NAFTAs"!
NAFTA by Peter October 29, 2003

Woodpecker 

a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls
"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"
Woodpecker by peter October 24, 2003
person from former sovjet union......??
According to them the tsar was bad, and so is the Soviet government. The only people they consider any good are those who ask nothing themselves, and give them everything gratis. Muzhiks--that's what they are!"

"Oh, I can't bear those muzhiks! I can't bear the sight of them--I'd shoot the lot!" said Burun, an inveterate townsman.

Burun's favourite amusement at the market was to go up to some villager, standing beside his cart, eyeing with distaste the town miscreants milling around him, and to ask him:

"Are you a crook?"

The villager would forget his cautiousness in his indignation.

"Eh?"

"Oh, you're a muzhik!" Burun would exclaim, laughing, unexpectedly moving with the rapidity of lightning towards the sack on the cart. "Look out, Pop!"

The villager would respond with a string of oaths, which was just what Burun wanted--he enjoyed it as the amateur of music enjoys a symphony concert.

muzhiks by peter October 23, 2003

ski poles 

synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)
"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"
ski poles by peter October 15, 2003
let's snort some bonus.
bonus by Peter October 13, 2003

Fanta Freeman

a tattle tale who is a goody-goody tooshoe,teachers pet, kind of fat around the middle, and is a sexist. and hates a boy called chinua freeman
yo, that bicth is a fanta freeman
Fanta Freeman by Peter October 8, 2003