PETER's definitions

Ass Monster

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.

Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..

by peter January 23, 2004

petay

1. a guy who has the BIGGEST COCK in the world and likes to get head and poonanny and some pooty at that,

2. a man who is horny as a mug and wants to see poonanny(VAGINA)

1. Damn, he must be a petay cause i can see his wang from here.

2. He is a petay cause i don't even no him and he grabbed my vagina.

by peter March 11, 2005

chode

A fallace whose girth exceedes its length. Can also be used as an offensive term.

Oh my god you chode!

by Peter November 13, 2003

Mooreon

Combination of "moron" and "Michael Moore", Hollywood activist.

Applied to political followers of Michael Moore.

"Uh oh. Here comes another protest group of communist 'Mooreons."

by Peter April 22, 2004

cuntrageous

Inifinetely outrageous, really bad situation.

A person who commits an outrageous act

1) What that guy did was cuntrageous

2) That shit was cuntrageous

by Peter August 17, 2004

elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Shaulis

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.

Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.

by Peter April 16, 2004