dirtysanchez

When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.
My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.
by Pete March 21, 2003
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vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.
That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...
by Pete July 25, 2005
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diplomize

To get shit done. This often, but not necessarily, involves using drinks, chronic, and all the right words.
My friend and I diplomized like only we can, and got that smoking brunette into the hot tub, minus the clothes.
by Pete February 29, 2004
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anal seepage

Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!
I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.
by Pete November 02, 2004
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procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating
I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.
by Pete November 03, 2002
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Motion City Soundtrack

a band who with a kick ass moogist. best known for the song "my favorite accident" or "the future freaks me out"
Oh man i just went to that motion city soundtrack show and creamed my pants
by pete December 15, 2003
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