Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Vom Watch

An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.

Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...

by Pete August 29, 2005

take the piss

to mock someone

"He's taking the piss out of you"

by Pete January 20, 2004

corn flakes

shooting it in a nasty girl's ear and having her wax float to the top, looking like corn flakes

I gave her corn flakes for her birthday.

by pete November 04, 2003

prime penis

Like a penis, but on a considerably larger scale. Used as an insult.

Hey you, you're acting like a prime penis!

by Pete October 12, 2004

Mullet Girl

A tower-hating mulleted barmaid

Mullet Girl is pissed off at us today!

by Pete December 06, 2004

hound

The name Durham University (UK) students commonly use to refer to "Planet of Sound", the best Friday night out on the town. Plays cheese, dance and alternative music. Far better than Klute.

Girl) Hey, are you coming to hound tonight?

Guy) What kind of a question is that? Of course I am!

by Pete October 11, 2004