PETE's definitions

bits and pieces

Collective term for a list of items or things.

'I've got a few bits and pieces to do then i'm going out'

by pete September 19, 2003

Winchendon

Lame ass town in north central Massachusetts filled with incest babies, white trash and dumb asses.

Look at that cross eyed mother fucker, he must be from Winchendon...

by PETE March 8, 2004

FEMBOT

n, 1) bile inducing, mind numbing, soul destroying, life sapping, god awful wankload of shit. 2) A pointless programme in which the Help option tells you to use features that don't exist. 3) A programme that saves your current work over every other FEMBOT file on your computer. 4) The bane of any users existence

I hate FEMBOT! IT's went and saved over all my other work again

by Pete February 8, 2005

Rixies

Durham's one and only "proper" nightclub, which changed its name to DH1 in recent years. Not really as fun as Klute, but at least it's not such a crush.

You coming to Rixies tonight?

by Pete December 16, 2004

tickle the undercarriage

sexually stimulate a woman by inserting ones fingers into her vagina and rubbing the clitoris for pleasure

Tim reached up Toyna's skirt tickled her undercarriage during the school dance.

by Pete April 13, 2004

phaggeltooth

1.) one or many teeth that are slightly crooked, sometimes straying far off the trail of the other teeth. Often comes from no braces or not wearing a retainer. Very irritating to look at. Upon giving head, the tooth will scrape and injure one's genitalia.

"Patrick's girlfriend has a phaggeltooth. I bet that shit hurts. He should only do her from behind." or "Man, that chick was hot, until I saw her phaggeltooth. I couldn't stop staring at it."

by Pete April 21, 2003

slutasaurus

A lady that performs sexual favours in exchange for money or a fake relationships with a man/woman. This is much more harsh than just 'slut'.

1: She sucked my dick
2: Yeah but you know shes a slutasaurus

by Pete February 25, 2004