humt

To defecate, from the sound made by those who are constipated and are attempting to speed the defecation process.

I'll meet you guys at the basketball court in 15 minutes. I have to take a humt.

by Pete January 30, 2004

lmaoplane

Lol...so tru3...LMAOPLANE is teh pwn,LMAOPLANES pwn so h4rd that U cry leike gurls,that U cant m337 cos U suXXors hard.W007

"Jeeves i wish to book a flight to Stanstead on the LMAOPLANE..."
" certainly Sir, U R teh haXX"

by pete May 05, 2005

yermom

as in who was done last night

dude 1: what did you do last night?
dude 2: yermom.

by pete March 02, 2003

smacked ass

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.

So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar

by Pete November 28, 2003

procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating

I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.

by Pete November 02, 2002

Hey Ya

A song in which the true meaning of life is written in the lyrics.

The line "Hey Ya" is the true meaning of life.

by Pete January 13, 2004

jackal

in Stewie Griffin's game of Pictionary with the neighbors

"JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!"

"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"

by Pete May 29, 2004