PETE's definitions

trouser sneeze

The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.

"I've just done a trouser sneeze lads"

by Pete September 25, 2004

Manwich

A threesome between a girl and 2 guys.

She was into 2 guys and they were both there that night so she had a manwich.

by pete March 22, 2004

whore

1. a term used to describe someone who commits to an activity so much that it begins to piss** people off. adj.

**piss, definition 4

2. used as a substitute for another verb, so long as the meaning is understood. v.

"You awp whore!"
"Stop whoring all the oreos!"
"Oh, man! I'm such a Halo 2 sniping whore!"

by pete May 13, 2005

D's B's

Abbreviated form of Dog's Bollocks meaning an object that is greatly admired.

Have you seen Jim's new motor? It's the D's B's!

by Pete January 6, 2005

r

short for refer, pot, and marajuana

Hey, I just scored some nice green R.

by Pete February 4, 2005

janfu

Military accronym during the second World War. Joint Army Navy Fuck Up.

by Pete October 12, 2003

brausages

Folds of flesh created by tight bra straps.

She shouldn't be wearing that skin-tight top considering the size of her brausages.

by Pete August 22, 2003