PAul's definitions

clagnut

A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.

Come here claggers.

by Paul December 2, 2003

ego-fart

MOBILE-PHONES
mobile-phone ring tone

o my phone's just ring-toned
" it is better to be egofartical than ecological - shit "

by paul April 14, 2005

dry cheese

a VERY dry long fart that hurts the ass and smells like death

Oh my god!! DID YOU HEAR THAT DRY CHEESE?! MY ASS HURTS

by Paul December 14, 2004

Fry Action

Fry Action is the term used to ask another for a fair portion of french fries (the fair portion is at least two decently sized fries). Can also be used for other foods, but it not always two of the different items.

Yo Dave, give me some fry action!
(Dave gives asker three fries to show that he is decent human being).

by Paul April 21, 2006

bado

The word bado stands for (Bitch Ass Day Off). This is when you take a day off from work for no reason in particular.

Yo, I took a bado today 'cause I got hammered at the club last night.

by Paul July 29, 2004

windjammer

Extremly large turd that causes huge amounts of pain when being passed.

arrrrrrrrghhhhh is normally the expression that goes with windjammer

by paul December 25, 2003

Fuckheads in Duckheads

An expression that refers to a large gathering of preppie college guys usually in Duckhead khakis or cutt-offs. Often they are in Greek associations and are rather stuck-up.

I wanted to see the new band at the bar last night but I couldn't get in. THe place was packed with Fuckheads in Duckheads.

by Paul August 23, 2004