PAul's definitions

wembly

The sentiment which is felt after finding out that your ELY was wrong

I thought that all had gone wrong but i was wrong and i had a WEMBLY

by Paul January 14, 2004

Brookline is My Lady

Utter perfection. The greatest cable access show ever made.

When I watched it!

by Paul March 22, 2004

Chink Weed

Marijuana that comes from a large scale commercial grow. Generally of average to low quality.

Term came about due to many ofthese commercial grows being run by Asians

I have some bomb stuff, but I have some Chink Weed too for much cheaper.

by Paul September 8, 2004

Pepsi Blue

A vile concoction brought to life by Pepsi in 2002 in response it Coca-Cola's Vanilla Coke.

The flavor has often been compared to a carbonated blue popsicle or a liquid lolipop. It was not the least beet refreshing, and was sickly sweet. Very few people liked it.

Bar none, the worst product ever released by Pepsi.

*sip* What the hell is this? This tastes awful. *throws in garbage*

by Paul September 8, 2004

skelf

Scottish slang for a wood splinter

"ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"

by Paul October 10, 2003

ely

The feeling in the pit of the belly that something somewhere has gone badly wrong

I woke up this morning with an ELY

by Paul January 14, 2004

do not call list

the list most telemarketers call when they are bored

telemarketer 1: dood, i'm fucking bored

telemarketer 2: me too...oh i know, lets call that 'do not call list' and fuck w/ the idiots on it!

by paul December 28, 2003