PAUL's definitions

human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.

Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.

by Paul February 13, 2005

El Guappo

A filthy Mexican mobster wannabe. Generally found at clubs.

Look at El-Guappo there hitting on that chick

by Paul May 7, 2004

puck bunny

A female, typically in her late teens to early 30s (but it can go lower) who attends hockey games, not to see a well fought game, or to see 2 goons duke it out, but just to look at the studly hockey players in the hoping that one night they'll roll over and see them in their bed, or in his bed, and has little or no interest in the sport or the score, and when a hockey player is brought up in coversation, will commonly use the words "tight, cute, sexy, ass, arms, shoulders" at any point in 1 sentence.

Cant stand 'em puck bunnies

by Paul February 6, 2004

lord_of_muffins

A person that suffers from gaydomness.

You are a lord_of_muffins.

by Paul January 22, 2005

classic cheese

Old dance music that is very good, yet very cheesy

"The Rain" by Samira is a fine piece of clssic cheese.

by Paul January 2, 2004

donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.

Dr Bob Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by paul April 3, 2005

sissy

offensive term to 60 crips (Get shot for saying it)

"You Sissy." (Never say it though)

by paul October 15, 2004