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polygone

Explanation to a small child why the parrots cage is empty
look brat polygone
by paul January 2, 2004
mugGet the polygonemug.

bag of screws

Any great Man United fan that lives 200+ miles from Old Trafford. Someone so passionate they get banned from F365. Don't argue, they're gonna f*ck you up big time.
Your just a big bag of screws
by paul April 28, 2004
mugGet the bag of screwsmug.

schedule

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants
by Paul May 20, 2004
mugGet the schedulemug.

stogie joe

(sto gee jo), n., a suave young man who carries himself in a manner similar to that of a pimp, always equipped with a cigar in mouth
The group enjoyed the party thoroughly, but the real fun didn't start until Stogie Joe arrived, filling the room with a pungent sweetness of the cheap cigar.
by Paul June 20, 2004
mugGet the stogie joemug.

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner
by paul April 3, 2005
mugGet the backdoor blizzardmug.

barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so
head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders
by paul May 6, 2004
mugGet the barge assmug.

Elise J.

someone who is hott and sexy.. very nice tits.. I'd fuck her
"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, that had to have been an Elise J."
"Totally, I'd fuck her."
by Paul March 22, 2005
mugGet the Elise J.mug.

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