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UN

An enormous inefficent bureaucracy that saps the U.S. money and time. Easily corruptible with nepotism, simony, and fraud that is rampant. Has proven not to prevent anything and is slow in reacting to any situation. The point of the U.N. is to stop war however just ends up dragging a shit load more troops to war (i.e. Korea) if they ever decide to go. If they don't feel like committing then a disobeitiant country can usually do whatever it feels like.
The UN decided to bicker for three years about various genocides hundreds of thousands died in the meantime, millions displaced, and plenty of money wasted. In short, the UN should be scraped as a governing body.
by P. Kaltenbach December 31, 2007
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Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.
The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
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Marine Force Recon

The highly trained badasses that the regular Marines employ to kill bastards in a slightly quieter fashion.
Marine Force Recon each are endowed with a bit of Chuck Norris.
by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008
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454

An engine that has a displacement of 454 cubic inches. Scary as hell because of all the horsepower one usually packs. Sounds kind of what I imagine a tar pit would at idle (blub blub blub)
Mike: This impala doesn't look too bad.
Me (pulling up the hood): HOLY GOD! He's got a 454 does this dude wanna tear up his transmission.
by P. Kaltenbach March 18, 2007
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france

A country that only supported the Americas as a purely political gesture (seeing how they were a monarchy). Had many great military/political leaders until after Napoleon plus various great thinkers (Rousseu, Proudhon) until the 20th century. Got their asses handed to them in war lately in the last 200 years. Has a penchent for riots and unemployment lately also. Great food, great drink, and great history though but irratating accents. However, they do have this irratating habit of screwing over their ideological allies (H.R.E. and more recently U.S./Britain)
France the great super power of the world during the Enlightenment due to tacticile policies but no longer a serious contender for the title of world leader because of that WWII situation (forgetting to fly all but the middle color of their flag against Hitler).
by P. Kaltenbach December 31, 2007
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look at it

A phrase a male uses when he is heavily intoxicated and wants to get a female's attention whilst whipping out his penis. Or in the case of pulling a look at it is just whipping out your penis whatever the situation.
Nathanial: Hey, Phil why don't you tell everyone the time you said, "LOOK AT IT".

Dude 1: So you pulled a look at it in the church?!?!?
Dude 2: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.
by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007
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timothy mcveigh

Winner of the 1995 North American Fireworks prize for most impressive show of pyrotechnics in a public setting.
Announcer: Annnnndd...Yes...its Timothy McVeigh is the winner of this years trophy. Congrats.
by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008
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