Definitions by P. Kaltenbach

Poverty 

A virtual non-existant condition in the US since 99.9% of its citizens have access to shelter, food, and safe drinking water.

The welfare recipient complained about his poverty while watching his T.V. and enjoying microwaved taquitos. He had no idea of the abyssmal conditions elsewhere.

Poverty by P. Kaltenbach July 1, 2008

cursive 

A totally useless ancient form of writing used to promote elementary teacher laziness and the 8 hour school day.

Elementary school students believe that cursive will be used all their lives and that desks will protect them from nuclear fallout, knaves.

cursive by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

saab 

A car usually driven by yuppies and expensive as hell to get repairs on. However, very solid design although not really roomy.

A Saab is a fun car to drive except when you are 6'4

saab by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

Pimp 

A profession that isn't easy because it requires marketing, accounting, management, and collection duties beyond what most people are capable of.

That pimp no only got his money but prefected his buisness skills.

Pimp by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

Skull and Bones 

When you get head and sex from someone who wants to keep their sex life secret from public life.

Suess told me over break he had a skull and bones.

Skull and Bones by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008

CRAP 

Quite literally the acronym for an elite special forces unit in France (Commando de Reconnaissance et d'Action en Profondeur), which is pretty ironic.

CRAP are especially adapted to war in that they retreat indefinetly instead of outright surrendering. This makes them the best of the best in France

CRAP by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008

rofl copter commander 

A person that uses rofl copter an obscene amount of times no matter the situation. This usually turns into a running joke.

Chad Goding is the original rofl copter commander.

rofl copter commander by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008