P's definitions

longneck

A type of beer bottle with a long tapered thin neck at the top.

We drank beer from longnecks without using a glass.

by p June 30, 2003

Muji

Home of transparent stationery and just about anything see through for that matter. Common to UK high streets.

Didn't you always want a transparent toilet brush! Pop down to Muji.

by P October 22, 2004

butterflies

the feeling you get in your stomach when the person you have a crush on walks into room

oh! nick just got here - i have got major butterflies right now!

by p April 28, 2004

wank bank

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation.

"Damn girl, you look fine in that photo- its going in my wank-bank"

by P May 28, 2004

embalming fluid

Often confused with liquid PCP. Fluid that blunts or jays can be dipped into before smoked. These blunts or jays are called dips or sticks.

Chappelle's Show-
Tyrone Biggums: Can you kids say Marijuana?
Kids: Marijuana!
Tyrone: That's what we was smoking. Sometimes dipped in embalming fluids. And we was all giggling and eating up all the cookies. It was terrible!

by P June 18, 2006

skanked

To insult someone when usualy when they are walking down the road and the skanker is in a car.

I was walking home from the bar when someone called me a ball licker. He skanked me for no reason

by p July 1, 2003

fuckered

When a half hour ago was too much, but yet the 'E', speed, 8 ball, five uppers, a case of beer, three bottles of vodka, and a few good spliffs stop by. Then maybe later down a few shrooms. At the end of this you will be fuckered for sure. If you don't understand what this is, then maybe you should stay that way. If you are still confused by this term- just read any work by the late great Hunter S Thompson. Yes folks, not all white motherfuckers grew up lame...

Man, I'm so fuckered right now... Pass the spliff...

by P April 7, 2005