pittsburgh

greatest city on the planet full of old fat guys who like to drink pabst blue ribbon and watch the stillers. if you dont like pittsburgh, you fucking suck.

pittsburgh is where people go to get drunk and pass out in the cold, hence i would give my right nut to never leave.

by owen January 12, 2004

crimate

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

by owen March 10, 2004

Pushing Mongo

A stupid way to skateboard. A person "pushes mongo" if they use their leading foot (the foot that is in the front while riding) to push. While they are pushing, their back foot stays near the rear of the board and they push with their front foot.

No wonder Dan can learn that trick. Dude pushes mongo.

by Owen December 11, 2003

Bench

Bench litrerally means; "Bare-Hench" A combination of 2 frequently used words in UK sub cultures, Bare (taken from the Chav section of society) and Hench (taken from the Metler other half)

That sandwich is Bench!

or can be used in it's full form as follows;

That sandwich is Bare-Hench!!

by Owen April 05, 2005

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 02, 2004

gibbit

The Short for "give it" used frequently in the red hot chillie peppers hit give it away (see example)

"Gibbit away gibbit away gibbit away now Gibbit away gibbit away gibbit away now Gibbit away gibbit away gibbit away now...etc"

by Owen April 05, 2005

Doom shnieder

Originaly the name of someone from a band, this pretty much is and empty insult that sounds cool.

"Did you get my message?"

"shut up doom shnieder"

by owen January 13, 2005