Ow Chap's definitions

Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

by Ow Chap November 15, 2019

Toonka-Toonka

Kids that walk around the neighborhood bouncing a basketball. Known for the sound the ball makes.

"Yeah, you know Placebo. He's a Toonka-Toonka."

by Ow Chap November 9, 2019

Blasphlegmer

Someone who coughs so hard phlegm flies out their mouth.

"Jez is a blasphlegmer. She doused Bo-Bo with a lugie the other night."

by Ow Chap November 9, 2019

CFO

Chill (the) Fuck out. Used to tell someone who is nutting up to calm down.

Barry, you need to CFO, buddy!

by Ow Chap November 22, 2019

Woosher

Cars that speed through residential neighborhoods. Know from the sound the tires make with the fly by: Woosh. Usually drug dealers or runners.

"I saw the Po Po up the hill clocking these wooshers."

by Ow Chap November 9, 2019