Definitions by Overstored Milk

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot 

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

VHS murder 

When you watch a VHS tape so much, it stops working, and you have to buy another copy of that movie/record another rerun of the episode you're watching.

"He recorded all the PB&J Otter episodes as a kid. One day, he watched this one episode so many times, he committed VHS murder."

VHS murder by Overstored Milk February 21, 2015

y2k 

Short for "year 2000". Also known as the "Y2K scare" or "Y2K bug".

Since computers only counted the last two digits in a number (e.g. 1984 would be 84), they would reset 1/1/2000 to 1/1/1900. This lead to everyone thinking all of the computers would crash since the PC's wouldn't know what the date was and all the information would be lost forever.

People worried about their money, jobs, houses, loans, all that jazz. We all went berserk and thought we were gonna go back into "caveman times". However, it didn't happen.

Three minutes before New Year's Day 2000:

Person A: OH FUCK, IT'S Y2K! HIDE IN THE CLOSET!

Three minutes later...

Person A: It's 2000, now what?
Person B: I like yellow things.

y2k by Overstored Milk November 13, 2014

calm your tits 

Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".

Tammy: You know what I really think of you?

Jon: What?

Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!

calm your tits by Overstored Milk October 19, 2014

channel 69 

The porn channel. This is what yo daddy's been watching when you and yo mama ain't home.

Father: That spoiled bitch and little brat aren't home. TIME TO GO SWITCH TO CHANNEL 69!
*hears a loud knock on the door*
Father: Oh damn!

channel 69 by Overstored Milk October 12, 2014

Super Shaggy Sandwich 

A double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich created by Shaggy Rogers in the Scooby Doo Where Are You episode, "Hassle in the Castle".

The ingredients:
-Loaf bread

-Ham
-Ketchup
-Mustard
-Cheese
-Lettuce
-Sardine
-Marshmallows
-Fudge
-Decorated with an olive

A possible reference that Scooby and Shaggy are pot-heads.

Guy A: What'd you eat back there?
Guy B: A Super Shaggy Sandwich - a double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich.
Guy A: Damn, you got some serious munchies!

Super Shaggy Sandwich by Overstored Milk October 11, 2014

Caps Lock

CAPS Lock (often shortened is considered "shouting" on the internet, online chatrooms, and instant messaging. Avoid using to get your point across.

I'M USING CAPS LOCK ON MY POSTS BECAUSE IT MAKES WHAT I SAY MORE FACTUAL AND IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!

Caps Lock by Overstored Milk October 11, 2014