Bodok seal

a specialized washer that ensures a gas-tight seal between the cylinder yoke or regulator of an anaesthetic machine or any medical device requiring a gas supply, and a gas cylinder.

If only a Bodok seal was a real seal and not just some washer for medical purposes.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

boot

A medical device worn during treatment and recovery of a variety of foot injuries.

Cowboy, more like handicapped-boy… I should stfu and do a better boot joke or something.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

AutoAnalyzer

A laboratory instrument used for automated analysis of various chemical substances in samples, such as blood, urine, and environmental samples.

The AutoAnalyzer would really like to analyze your urine.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Bakri balloon

A medical device used in obstetrics to manage postpartum hemorrhage

We need the Bakri balloon before her ginormous period leaks everywhere.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

automated ECG interpretation

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret electrocardiogram readings.

Automated ECG interpretation is typically just studying the heart with electricity, computer algorithms, and software.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

bronchial blocker

A device which can be inserted down a tracheal tube after tracheal intubation so as to block off the right or left main bronchus of the lungs in order to be able to achieve a controlled one sided ventilation of the lungs in thoracic surgery.

Using a bronchial blocker that blocks something that helps you, helps you?

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023