Moving to Canada

Something American liberals threaten to do when some right-wing nutjob looks like they could become the President.

"If that crazy bastard Rick Santorum becomes President, I'm moving to Canada."

by Oscar MacGorden March 05, 2012

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Denmark

A magical utopia that American pundits like to point to.

Liberal: In Denmark they have an enormous welfare state, and they always score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have a larger welfare state.

Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.

Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!

Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!

by Oscar MacGorden April 11, 2012

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Blue Republican

A liberal or independent who registers temporarily as a Republican to vote for Ron Paul.

I'm sick of the War on Drugs, and America being the world's policeman, so I'm going to become a blue republican.

by Oscar MacGorden January 29, 2012

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Osama bin Laden

The man America spent 10 years, and 500 billion dollars trying to find, in Afghanistan. He was eventually killed, in Pakistan.

Osama bin Laden has been killed.

by Oscar MacGorden January 28, 2012

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Ladies and Gentlemen

A phrase used to formally address any group of people. Effectively eliminates the meaning behind the terms, "ladies," and "gentlemen."

Geometry Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen, we shall now explore ways to prove triangles are congruent.

Lady: Boring! Geometry sucks! I hate math!

Gentleman: Yeah, can we have free time instead?

by Oscar MacGorden March 01, 2012

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