Rumahoy

The world's greatest pirate metal band.

Yeah, Alestorm is cool, but have you tried Rumahoy?

by Oreva1 August 08, 2020

A Minor

Either a musical chord, or an underage person.

I got to finger a minor last night... it was fun and the whole crowd cheered.

by Oreva1 August 09, 2020

Regret

A miserable attempt at time travel that ends with you feeling like crap.

Damn, I regret everything I did last night. I wish I could go back and choose differently.

by Oreva1 August 08, 2020

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 08, 2020

Pringles can

A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.

Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Oreva1 August 08, 2020