Definitions by Oreva1

Early access 

When an unfinished product is put into the market in attempt to outsource testing and QA.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access!

Early access by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Rumahoy 

The world's greatest pirate metal band.

Yeah, Alestorm is cool, but have you tried Rumahoy?

Rumahoy by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Pringles can 

A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.

Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Pringles can by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Platonic relationship 

A relationship that contains no romantic or sexual interest.

Random dude: This woman and I are in a platonic relationship.
Plato: And what does platonic mean?
Random dude: It means we don't have sex.
Plato: What the fuck?

Platonic relationship by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Alley 

A public restroom in India.

Let's see what footage my HD security cams in that alley have caught!

Alley by Oreva1 August 8, 2020