Oreva1's definitions

Platonic relationship

A relationship that contains no romantic or sexual interest.

Random dude: This woman and I are in a platonic relationship.
Plato: And what does platonic mean?
Random dude: It means we don't have sex.
Plato: What the fuck?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Regret

A miserable attempt at time travel that ends with you feeling like crap.

Damn, I regret everything I did last night. I wish I could go back and choose differently.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

anprim

Short for anarcho-primitivism, the belief that rejects technology and wants humanity to return to a primitive lifestyle.

Normal person: So you really want to reject modernity and embrace monke?
Anprim: Uga chuga ugr chugr

by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

September 5, 2020

A normal day when nothing special will happen.

I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.

by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

Rumahoy

The world's greatest pirate metal band.

Yeah, Alestorm is cool, but have you tried Rumahoy?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020