barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.
O dear barnsley, not again...
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jago

Then i found a tenner! jago
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bollix

Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.
On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"
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bit

An unspecified short amount of time (usually less than an hour).

Can be used to indicate that events will follow a normal timescale, or otherwise be used to postpone an event for a time.

A 'bit' usually refers to the expected or average amount of time that should be taken to complete the task in question.
When postponing an event, however, a 'bit' can be considerably longer.

Eg, If you are due to visit a friend who lives a 15 minute drive away, to be round 'in a bit' could indicate that you will be there in about 1/2 hour, 15 minutes preparation to leave and 15 minutes driving.

The expression 'in a bit' is often used in Midland dialect as a farewell, similar to laters.

'A bit' should not however be confused with 'Quite a bit', which always indicates an unusually large amount of time (or something else), and is analogous to a 'while'.
"I'll be round yours in a bit"
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hetero

ded's word for gay.

also, canadian word for 'gay'
Wearing platform shoes is quite hetero
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scouse

Inhabitant of Liverpool, strong dialect, (stereotype): Shellsuited, mulleted, car theives.
Scouse bastards nicked my wheels!
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saxo

Citroen Hatchback car, replaced far superior AX. Driven by lowlifes such as Chris Smyth who think that it is a high performance car when in fact it can barely outrun a bus. Often seen in Tamworth.
Ive just got a new stereo for my Saxo
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