bomb

poop!

I dropped a fukin' bomb in the toilet and that shit is nasty!

by Oprah February 21, 2003

anal

What to avoid in prison.

After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

breast

1) The softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.
2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) Where milk comes from.

Those breasts are making my mouth water!

by Oprah February 21, 2003

SNL

Was once ONE OF THE GREATEST sketch comedy shows (Monty Python, anyone?) until great performers like Phil Hartman, Mike Meyers, and Dana Carvey left along with all the writers who actually knew what irreverent humor was all about.

I love watching old SNL re-runs on Comedy Central, but that new SNL shit is just sad and depressingly un-funny. I think I'm gonna shoot myself now.

by Oprah February 25, 2003

orgasm

The meaning of life.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

cock

A male chicken. Rooster.

My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

hot monkey sex

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.

After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.

by Oprah February 25, 2003