Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Oprah

hot monkey sex

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.

After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.

hot monkey sex by Oprah February 25, 2003

(noun) An emasculated male; wuss.

Quit being such a panty and ask that bitch out already.

panty by Oprah February 21, 2003

What to avoid in prison.

After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.

anal by Oprah February 21, 2003

I dropped a fukin' bomb in the toilet and that shit is nasty!

bomb by Oprah February 21, 2003

1) The softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.
2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) Where milk comes from.

breast by Oprah February 21, 2003

My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.

cock by Oprah February 21, 2003

The most important drug EVER made. Prevents women from getting pregnant without stripping the fun from sex.

Now that my girl's on the pill I can enjoy sex again.

Pill by Oprah February 21, 2003