China

The land of 1,000 KFCs.

KFC is so popular in China, that even McDonald's sells Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Russia

The country with the world's most nukes, although they barely know where half of them are.

Bobby: Hey grandpa Joe, how many nukes does Russia have?

Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 16, 2005

Rolex

A Watch that is sold for about a buck in China.

If its a fake it will break.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

ookpick

Someone who picks people's locks.

Eeew, that ookpick picked my safe.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004

Jiang Zemin

One of the most evil commie dictators of all time.

Jiang Zemin is an asshole

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 01, 2005

The Wild Bunch

A movie with the finest shootout in cinematic history.

The final shootout in "The Wild Bunch" was nicknamed "The Battle of Bloody Porch" by the crew.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Monkey Punch

The Greatest Manga artist/story teller of all time.

Monkey Punch is simply the greatest.

No one can beat Monkey Punch.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 01, 2005