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The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.
The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.
The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.
The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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The catastrophic litigation potential is huge on the new case. There's a chance everyone will be fired and go to prison.
We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.
We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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I had a really good idea last night, but can't seem to remember what it is. It must be a bad case of memory recollection fragmentation.
The guy has a really bad case of memory recollection fragmentation. It took all month to engineer the tissue to CPU membrane but forgot a critical step.
Old age produces memory recollection fragmentation. Most of our patients have trouble integrating life's memories into a coherent timeline.
The guy has a really bad case of memory recollection fragmentation. It took all month to engineer the tissue to CPU membrane but forgot a critical step.
Old age produces memory recollection fragmentation. Most of our patients have trouble integrating life's memories into a coherent timeline.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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Some youth really dance with the English language and produce definition mutation. It's almost like a different dialect.
Some youth really dance with the English language and produce definition mutation. It's almost like a different dialect.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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The war produced societal trust degradation. Peace may not be possible.
The prevalence of negative news articles produced societal trust degradation.
While societal trust degradation seemed inevitable in modern society, Amish culture remained tight knit and safe.
The war produced societal trust degradation. Peace may not be possible.
The prevalence of negative news articles produced societal trust degradation.
While societal trust degradation seemed inevitable in modern society, Amish culture remained tight knit and safe.
by Ontological June 26, 2018
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The job site supervisor was really into production throttling. It took twice as long and came out terrible.
The office manager was terrible at logistics and quality control. All the paperwork was filed in the wrong order and had to be refiled.
The government agency wanted to increase quality through regulation and control, but really accomplished nothing but production throttling.
The office manager was terrible at logistics and quality control. All the paperwork was filed in the wrong order and had to be refiled.
The government agency wanted to increase quality through regulation and control, but really accomplished nothing but production throttling.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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There was a large social intention misalignment between Joe and Sally. Sally just didn't want to date.
The social intention misalignment between Russia and the United States had grown out of control. Russian diplomats didn't know how to respond.
Social intention misalignment grew exponentially between sexes, but no one noticed because everyone was trapped in the deception butterfly of technological hypnosis fictitious assumption paradigm causing widespread incremental morale degradation.
The social intention misalignment between Russia and the United States had grown out of control. Russian diplomats didn't know how to respond.
Social intention misalignment grew exponentially between sexes, but no one noticed because everyone was trapped in the deception butterfly of technological hypnosis fictitious assumption paradigm causing widespread incremental morale degradation.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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