Ontological's definitions
Classifying or indexing all human behavior in a criminal context so all activities can be used as pretext for investigation and prosecution.
The polar intelligence matrix between the average person and policy makers induced a gross behavioral criminalization after years of adopting confusing law.
Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.
Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.
Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.
Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.
by Ontological June 26, 2018
Get the gross behavioral criminalizationmug. A mental state in which overwhelming use of technology alters behavior usually negatively, but not exclusively negatively in relation to social functionality.
The men and women lost interest in one another. Instead of taking each other out on dates they stayed home and played with their Iphones.
Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.
Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.
Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.
Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
Get the Technological hypnosismug. Jennifer Lawrence spending time with sick children at the hospital is socially profitable because it makes the kids feel happiness and love.
It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.
Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.
Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.
Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.
Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
Get the Social profitmug. The deception butterfly produced by fake news was so vast they had to get the President involved in damage control.
Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.
Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
Get the deception butterflymug. The band was so bad it sounded like ambient audible rubbish.
The ambient audible rubbish at the after party was so loud I couldn't hear myself think.
They were working on a program to interpret ambient audible rubbish so it could be understood.
The ambient audible rubbish at the after party was so loud I couldn't hear myself think.
They were working on a program to interpret ambient audible rubbish so it could be understood.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
Get the ambient audible rubbishmug. Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.
The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.
There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.
Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.
Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
Get the Polar intelligence matrixmug. Little Johnny had it coming. He got a really nasty Jibba-Jabba followed by a brutal ganglethon.
Turner got the worst Jibba-Jabba of his life. He had to clean his face three or four times to get the grease off.
Turner got the worst Jibba-Jabba of his life. He had to clean his face three or four times to get the grease off.
by Ontological August 20, 2018
Get the Jibba-Jabbamug.