Ontological's definitions
Jennifer Lawrence spending time with sick children at the hospital is socially profitable because it makes the kids feel happiness and love.
It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.
Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.
Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.
Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.
Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
Get the Social profitmug. The band was so bad it sounded like ambient audible rubbish.
The ambient audible rubbish at the after party was so loud I couldn't hear myself think.
They were working on a program to interpret ambient audible rubbish so it could be understood.
The ambient audible rubbish at the after party was so loud I couldn't hear myself think.
They were working on a program to interpret ambient audible rubbish so it could be understood.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
Get the ambient audible rubbishmug. An offensive attack, characterized by the loose whipping motion of lengthy arms driven by an aggressive turning of the torso.
Little Johnny got blind sided by a ganglethon on the way home from school. The attackers arms moved so fast and so loosely he couldn't get a positive ID.
Turner kept picking on Joey. Joey couldn't take it anymore so he started to ganglethon. The whipping motion of Joeys finger tips smacked Turner right in the face.
Sarah tried to ganglethon without practicing and dislocated her shoulders.
Turner kept picking on Joey. Joey couldn't take it anymore so he started to ganglethon. The whipping motion of Joeys finger tips smacked Turner right in the face.
Sarah tried to ganglethon without practicing and dislocated her shoulders.
by Ontological August 20, 2018
Get the Ganglethonmug. Individuals or groups promoting conspiracy resulting in widespread recognition and participation thereof.
The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.
The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.
The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.
Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.
The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.
Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
by Ontological June 27, 2018
Get the conspiracy arsonistmug. Little Johnny had it coming. He got a really nasty Jibba-Jabba followed by a brutal ganglethon.
Turner got the worst Jibba-Jabba of his life. He had to clean his face three or four times to get the grease off.
Turner got the worst Jibba-Jabba of his life. He had to clean his face three or four times to get the grease off.
by Ontological August 20, 2018
Get the Jibba-Jabbamug. Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.
The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.
There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.
Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.
Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
Get the Polar intelligence matrixmug. There was a drunk degenerate cluster forming outside the bar. They harassed the women and started fighting.
The programmer left a degenerate cluster in the code. It caused glitches at boot up.
The traffic behaved as a degenerate cluster.
A degenerate cluster of cells formed near the superior vena cava.
The programmer left a degenerate cluster in the code. It caused glitches at boot up.
The traffic behaved as a degenerate cluster.
A degenerate cluster of cells formed near the superior vena cava.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
Get the degenerate clustermug.