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Ganglethon 

An offensive attack, characterized by the loose whipping motion of lengthy arms driven by an aggressive turning of the torso.
Little Johnny got blind sided by a ganglethon on the way home from school. The attackers arms moved so fast and so loosely he couldn't get a positive ID.

Turner kept picking on Joey. Joey couldn't take it anymore so he started to ganglethon. The whipping motion of Joeys finger tips smacked Turner right in the face.

Sarah tried to ganglethon without practicing and dislocated her shoulders.
Ganglethon by Ontological August 20, 2018
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gangletron 

noun
1. a long, skinny, lanky, tall individual; often clumsy but not necessarily so
2. an individual whom looks goofy while engaging in activities that require coordination
"You see that kid try to play raquetball? He looks like a baby giraffe just come outta the womb the way he's flailing around the court."

"Yeah, kid's such a gangletron."
gangletron by Alien Fingers October 10, 2008

ganglemonster 

One who flails violently, usually associate with a gangly person.
Leah: Did you see that kid with the long arms flailing?
Knitter: What a freaking ganglemonster!
ganglemonster by footsockboy January 11, 2008

googlethon 

when The only known use for that electronic device you call a laptop is too randomly search stupid shit in the google search engine.

this can done by typing random words into the search engine with no real reason other than to entertain you for the 5 seconds your goldfish brain can concentrate on one thing for.
or 2 hitting stumble over 200 times in hopes you will hit the personal entertainment jackpot of all stumbles!!!
quite frankly i think i would rather continue this googlethon than do my lame ass assignment that's due tomorrow!
googlethon by fennbot March 25, 2010

flippidy gargleton 

a sex position where a woman flips the guy onto his back and gargles his balls.
i broke up with my girlfriend after she tried to give me a flippidy gargleton.
flippidy gargleton by chlomidia September 29, 2009

gangleonic

the adj. form of gangleon
that is waay too gangleonic for me.
gangleonic by Lando July 11, 2003

gangathon 

gangathon a gang member that has left
aye my gangathon ain’t with us no more
gangathon by callie allie June 2, 2023