Ganglethon

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An offensive attack, characterized by the loose whipping motion of lengthy arms driven by an aggressive turning of the torso.

Little Johnny got blind sided by a ganglethon on the way home from school. The attackers arms moved so fast and so loosely he couldn't get a positive ID.

Turner kept picking on Joey. Joey couldn't take it anymore so he started to ganglethon. The whipping motion of Joeys finger tips smacked Turner right in the face.

Sarah tried to ganglethon without practicing and dislocated her shoulders.

Ganglethon by Ontological August 20, 2018

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gangletron

noun
1. a long, skinny, lanky, tall individual; often clumsy but not necessarily so
2. an individual whom looks goofy while engaging in activities that require coordination

"You see that kid try to play raquetball? He looks like a baby giraffe just come outta the womb the way he's flailing around the court."

"Yeah, kid's such a gangletron."

gangletron by Alien Fingers October 10, 2008

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Ganglethon • gangletron • ganglemonster • gangathon • gangleonic • googlethon • flippidy gargleton • Gangle-Hoots • gangle tooth tiger

ganglemonster

One who flails violently, usually associate with a gangly person.

Leah: Did you see that kid with the long arms flailing?
Knitter: What a freaking ganglemonster!

ganglemonster by footsockboy January 11, 2008

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googlethon

when The only known use for that electronic device you call a laptop is too randomly search stupid shit in the google search engine.

this can done by typing random words into the search engine with no real reason other than to entertain you for the 5 seconds your goldfish brain can concentrate on one thing for.
or 2 hitting stumble over 200 times in hopes you will hit the personal entertainment jackpot of all stumbles!!!

quite frankly i think i would rather continue this googlethon than do my lame ass assignment that's due tomorrow!

googlethon by fennbot March 25, 2010

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flippidy gargleton

a sex position where a woman flips the guy onto his back and gargles his balls.

i broke up with my girlfriend after she tried to give me a flippidy gargleton.

flippidy gargleton by chlomidia September 29, 2009

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gangleonic

the adj. form of gangleon

that is waay too gangleonic for me.

gangleonic by Lando July 11, 2003

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gangathon

gangathon a gang member that has left

aye my gangathon ain’t with us no more

gangathon by callie allie June 2, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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