Definitions by OneBadAsp

Play Chicken 

Playing chicken is when two cars race toward each other; the first to pull to the side is the chicken (coward).

Don't play chicken with him, you'll end up totalling your car.

Play Chicken by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Duck's Ass

A way of combing your hair in the back. Instead of combing your hair straight down in the back, you would comb both sides in towards the middle and then, with the end of the comb, part it down the middle.

Also known as a DA, Duck Tail, or rarely a Duck Butt.

The Fonz always wore his hair in a Duck's Ass on Happy Days.

Duck's Ass by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Glasspacks

Mufflers that are packed with fiberglass to muffle the sound. They come in different lengths. The shorter the glasspacks, the louder the car.

When I get my Corvette I am going to put glasspacks on it.

Glasspacks by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.

Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.

Suicide Knob by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Get a wiggle 

To get a wiggle is to get a move on; get going.

Let's get a wiggle, man!

Get a wiggle by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Owled 

Drunk or intoxicated in some manner. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, spifflicated, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat.

Liz sure got owled tonight at the concert.

Owled by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Southern Comfort 

A famed American liqueur of whiskey base and peaches; excellent as a mixer as well as by itself. It's 100 proof adds to it's comforting qualities.

Sam's favorite drink is 100 proof Southern Comfort.

Southern Comfort by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006