santa claus

He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.

Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.
by One little hellian November 18, 2017
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douchebag

girl: my bf is such a douchebag
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corny

Idiots who try to make themselves look good in public but really are embarrassing.
If you want to be corny then go ahead and embarrass yourself in public.
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Revolutionary War

The revolution war was the one war that made Britain lose everything. It all started after the French and Indian War. The colonists had no representatives or anything. So they fight the British and won 8 of 10 major battles that actually counted. France helped the colonists after they won the Battle of Saratoga.
Revolutionary War is still talked to this day about.
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Christmas

Celebration of Jesus and the holiday to get out of school
Jesus was born on Christmas and kids get out for a week so its a win win.
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Bibletard

Bibletards are people who are a mixture of a retard and and idiot. They are people who preach to people and don't even know what the heck they are preaching about. The sad thing they are like Jehovah's Witnesses because bibletards get their face slammed into the door.
Bibletard
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pennsylvania

Pennsylvania
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