by One little hellian February 23, 2017

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.
Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.
Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.
Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.
by One little hellian February 13, 2017

I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination
Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.
Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.
by One little hellian February 14, 2017

The revolution war was the one war that made Britain lose everything. It all started after the French and Indian War. The colonists had no representatives or anything. So they fight the British and won 8 of 10 major battles that actually counted. France helped the colonists after they won the Battle of Saratoga.
by One little hellian October 24, 2017

by One little hellian January 17, 2017

He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.
Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.
by One little hellian November 18, 2017

by One little hellian February 22, 2017
