One Eyed Milkman's definitions

bog off

it means go away

bog off dave, stop humping my leg

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

scal

shortened version of the word scally

go to chavscum.co.uk for visual examples of scals

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

bear

A type of homosexual who is a raging butch and likes hard core, brutal sex. Loves to catch bunnies (i.e. soft, effeminate homosexuals) by pretending to be gentle and sweet.

A bear loves nothing better than fooling a bunny that he's all sweet and then, BLAM!, that bunny is never quite the same.

A bear loves nothing better than fooling a bunny that he's all sweet and then, BLAM!, that bunny is never quite the same.

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

the mutt's nuts

if something is the mutt's nuts then it is high in quality

i am the mutt's nuts

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

tank of whoopass

A serious amount of whoopass

Don't make me open a tank of whoopass on yo' ass

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004