the mutt's nuts

if something is the mutt's nuts then it is high in quality

i am the mutt's nuts

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

peppered

it means dirty or messy

you dirty peppered twat

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

lavvy

the bog

scuse me i gotsta go to the lavvy to bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

doof

N. Short for doofer which is a remote control for an electronic appliance

Who's got the doof for the telly?

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

scal

shortened version of the word scally

go to chavscum.co.uk for visual examples of scals

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

bog off

it means go away

bog off dave, stop humping my leg

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

Cack

Cack = Shit

Hahahaha! Jason just cacked his pants!

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004