Omar O. Ungh's definitions

youthy

A ridiclulous appearance resulting from failed attempts by someone to deny their age through adopting a fashion of a younger generation.

So, for your 40th birthday you went out and got a makeover? Well, the fluorescent hair and nose piercing makes you look...youthy!

by Omar O. Ungh March 23, 2012

idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.

A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.

by Omar O. Ungh September 22, 2010

awffer

An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.

That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.

by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011

Nincomfart

Putrid sycophants enhancing the stench of a narcissistic nincompoop.

That nincompoop surrounds himself with nincomfarts.

by Omar O. Ungh September 6, 2025

Omar

An expression of the name Mark by a woman in the throes of passion.

OH! Mark! Oh, mar! Omar! O! Ungh!

by Omar O. Ungh January 23, 2011

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010

man-ual

Any publication for males dedicated to how to be a man.

You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.

by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011