ass polish

toilet paper

Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!

by Omar O. Ungh March 05, 2011

ah-sleep

Thoroughly refreshing sleep.

I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.

by Omar O. Ungh May 13, 2011

loin lion

A big hairy pussy.

If you're thinking of taming that loin lion you'd better bring a whip, chair, and razor!

by Omar O. Ungh February 23, 2011

youthy

A ridiclulous appearance resulting from failed attempts by someone to deny their age through adopting a fashion of a younger generation.

So, for your 40th birthday you went out and got a makeover? Well, the fluorescent hair and nose piercing makes you look...youthy!

by Omar O. Ungh February 10, 2012

dilemmanade

The best way to deal with a problem.

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

by Omar O. Ungh January 20, 2011

awffer

An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.

That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.

by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011

idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.

A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.

by Omar O. Ungh September 21, 2010