Definitions by Omar O. Ungh

man-ual 

Any publication for males dedicated to how to be a man.

You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.

man-ual by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011

ass polish 

toilet paper

Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!

ass polish by Omar O. Ungh March 20, 2011

loin lion 

A big hairy pussy.

If you're thinking of taming that loin lion you'd better bring a whip, chair, and razor!

loin lion by Omar O. Ungh March 9, 2011

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"Starfish" by just about any definition in Urban Dictionary. Used in text.

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( * ) by Omar O. Ungh March 1, 2011

Omar 

An expression of the name Mark by a woman in the throes of passion.

OH! Mark! Oh, mar! Omar! O! Ungh!

Omar by Omar O. Ungh January 23, 2011

dilemmanade 

The best way to deal with a problem.

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

dilemmanade by Omar O. Ungh January 21, 2011

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

traffic accident by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010