traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 07, 2010

ass polish

toilet paper

Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!

by Omar O. Ungh March 20, 2011

idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.

A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.

by Omar O. Ungh September 22, 2010

youthy

A ridiclulous appearance resulting from failed attempts by someone to deny their age through adopting a fashion of a younger generation.

So, for your 40th birthday you went out and got a makeover? Well, the fluorescent hair and nose piercing makes you look...youthy!

by Omar O. Ungh March 23, 2012

ghetto buzzard

A police helicopter.

Damn, I dint sleep cuz dat ghetto buzzard circlin' all night.

by Omar O. Ungh June 08, 2012

awffer

An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.

That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.

by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011

loin lion

A big hairy pussy.

If you're thinking of taming that loin lion you'd better bring a whip, chair, and razor!

by Omar O. Ungh March 09, 2011