14 definitions by Olof Carmody
Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch
Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop
Stupid Person: Goldtop?
Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can
Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro
Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop
Stupid Person: Goldtop?
Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can
Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro
Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
by Olof Carmody June 10, 2008
Just picked up some fresh williams from the bank.
Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.
My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.
Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.
My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
to continue drinking after coming back from a bar or party (usually at a friend's house or apartment)
"Any pussy can pregame but it takes a true boozebag to postgame."
"I pissed my bed last night because I was shotgunning tallboys till I passed out. That's the price you gotta pay for postgaming."
"I was so fucked up at the bars last night I have no clue how I was able to postgame till 6am."
"I pissed my bed last night because I was shotgunning tallboys till I passed out. That's the price you gotta pay for postgaming."
"I was so fucked up at the bars last night I have no clue how I was able to postgame till 6am."
by Olof Carmody January 23, 2008
a response given to thwart the continuance of a conversation due lack of interest, lack of substance, lack of agreement, etc. Not necessarily negitvely connotative, often used playfully. Used to replace "no", "not right now", "not really", "I don't wanna"
-Yo dude you wanna go to a karaoke bar tonight?
-Aba
-Dude I was fuckin wasted but I'm pretty sure that chick I nailed last night wasn't that bad looking. Should I call her tonight to come hang out with us?
-Aba
-I'm thinkin about growing a goatee. That would be pretty sweet. Right?
-Aba
-Aba
-Dude I was fuckin wasted but I'm pretty sure that chick I nailed last night wasn't that bad looking. Should I call her tonight to come hang out with us?
-Aba
-I'm thinkin about growing a goatee. That would be pretty sweet. Right?
-Aba
by Olof Carmody January 23, 2008
A short, scheming, little bitch that mooches off everybody and contributes nothing of any value to society. They often think they are sweet but anyone with half a brain knows they're just a little piece of shit
Dude that little nut sack kid just stole a loaf of bread.
That nut sack kid is a joke. He has no friends, no money, and a small dick. No wonder everybody hates him.
You accept drinks people buy for you but you have never in your life bought one for someone else. The next drink I buy for you is getting poured on your head you little nut sack kid.
That nut sack kid is a joke. He has no friends, no money, and a small dick. No wonder everybody hates him.
You accept drinks people buy for you but you have never in your life bought one for someone else. The next drink I buy for you is getting poured on your head you little nut sack kid.
by Olof Carmody January 21, 2008
to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
by Olof Carmody February 26, 2008
Prefixing a word with "bro". Common usages: bromance, broasis, brofessional, brocialize, broseph, brobot, broller coaster, brotato chip, etc
by Olof Carmody June 11, 2008