14 definitions by Olof Carmody
to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008
a response given to thwart the continuance of a conversation due lack of interest, lack of substance, lack of agreement, etc. Not necessarily negitvely connotative, often used playfully. Used to replace "no", "not right now", "not really", "I don't wanna"
-Yo dude you wanna go to a karaoke bar tonight?
-Aba
-Dude I was fuckin wasted but I'm pretty sure that chick I nailed last night wasn't that bad looking. Should I call her tonight to come hang out with us?
-Aba
-I'm thinkin about growing a goatee. That would be pretty sweet. Right?
-Aba
-Aba
-Dude I was fuckin wasted but I'm pretty sure that chick I nailed last night wasn't that bad looking. Should I call her tonight to come hang out with us?
-Aba
-I'm thinkin about growing a goatee. That would be pretty sweet. Right?
-Aba
by Olof Carmody January 23, 2008
to piece together parts of a night that was initially categorized as a blackout. Usually followed by an epiphany
I remember being really hungry, really tired and really cold last night. But that doesn't explain why I'm now well fed, well rested and smell like shit. Wait a second! I'm starting to black in now. I was stumbling home and decided to fulfill all 3 needs in one shot so I hopped in a dumpster, covered myself in newspaper and ate a bunch of dumpster food.
I'm not an alcoholic because I didn't blackout, but I might actually be a bum
I'm not an alcoholic because I didn't blackout, but I might actually be a bum
by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008
1. a cell phone that you accidentally drop in the toilet. Occasionally the phone will still be functional after it's dried off or taken in to get repaired and the owner will say "fuck it" and continue to use it even though it's been in a smelly toilet. How do we know if the phone has been in a toilet? Your Facebook status states: Drunkidiot dropped her phone in the toilet :(
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason
- Yo dude I dropped my phone in the toilet and it still works!!! Use it to call your parents to tell them you're gay!
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me
- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me
- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs
by Olof Carmody March 11, 2009
an informal form of address for a man or woman. Substitutes words such as "dude", "man", "friend", "pal", etc.
Originated from a Turkish convenience store employee who would sell beer and cigarettes to underage kids and greet them with "wassup olo"
Originated from a Turkish convenience store employee who would sell beer and cigarettes to underage kids and greet them with "wassup olo"
by Olof Carmody January 23, 2008
Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
Just picked up some fresh williams from the bank.
Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.
My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.
Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.
My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

