Nut Sack Kid

A short, scheming, little bitch that mooches off everybody and contributes nothing of any value to society. They often think they are sweet but anyone with half a brain knows they're just a little piece of shit

Dude that little nut sack kid just stole a loaf of bread.

That nut sack kid is a joke. He has no friends, no money, and a small dick. No wonder everybody hates him.

You accept drinks people buy for you but you have never in your life bought one for someone else. The next drink I buy for you is getting poured on your head you little nut sack kid.

by Olof Carmody January 21, 2008

smell phone

1. a cell phone that you accidentally drop in the toilet. Occasionally the phone will still be functional after it's dried off or taken in to get repaired and the owner will say "fuck it" and continue to use it even though it's been in a smelly toilet. How do we know if the phone has been in a toilet? Your Facebook status states: Drunkidiot dropped her phone in the toilet :(
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason

- Yo dude I dropped my phone in the toilet and it still works!!! Use it to call your parents to tell them you're gay!
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me


- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs

by Olof Carmody March 12, 2009

right-of-stay

when two cars disregard the right-of-way guidelines they were supposed learn from a driver's manual when they were 16, resulting in both cars to remain motionless at an intersection assuming the other car will make the first move. Usually after about 1o seconds both cars will go at the same time which leads to a firestorm of profanity and/or an accident.

Right-of-stay
At a four-way stop sign intersection

Northbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what

Westbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what

Northbound Car: Fuckin' go dude

Westbound Car: Fuckin' go dude

Northbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going

Westbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going

Northbound Car: What the fuck is wrong with you motherfucker

Westbound Car: Fuck you and your gay ass PT Cruiser asshole

by Olof Carmody June 12, 2008

Gold top

a can of Busch beer. The top of the can is gold in case you didn't know

I cracked a couple of gold tops in class today just to keep me fresh.

Yo olo pick me up a 30 of gold tops.

Gold tops are cheap and delicious.

by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

goldtop

a can of cheap and delicious Busch beer

Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch

Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop

Stupid Person: Goldtop?

Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can

Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro

Smart Person: No, get your own shithead

by Olof Carmody June 10, 2008

Williams

Money. Derives from the word "bills" used to describe paper currency.

Just picked up some fresh williams from the bank.

Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.

My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.

by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

brofix

Prefixing a word with "bro". Common usages: bromance, broasis, brofessional, brocialize, broseph, brobot, broller coaster, brotato chip, etc

-Is Edgar Allen Bro a brofix?
-No but Brover Cleveland is

by Olof Carmody June 11, 2008