wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004

sneaks

comes from sneakers so it means shoes

yo ma sneaks aint clean

by olly June 02, 2004

bumfinger

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.

Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.

by olly April 13, 2004

leathered

Very drunk, completely intoxicated.

I was leathered last night.

by Olly August 30, 2003

scoff

Dinner. Food. Meal.

Are you coming to get some scoff?

by Olly August 30, 2003

Shabbam

That's amazing

After somebody pulls off a great skateboarding trick

"Hey, dude, shabbam!"

by Olly January 08, 2004

bone

Generally not very good in any fashion.

This club is bone as hell.

by Olly August 30, 2003