Oliver Quidgeums's definitions

Leemuua

A danish cow that doubles as a cellular tower.

The only reason I get any reception here is because of the Leemuua nextdoor.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

clean rave

A rave without the use of drugs, but more fun with the same strobe light, glowsticks, and EBM.

We messed that kid up for his "possesions." I guess he didn't know it was a clean rave.

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

Eyfonfa

A province in South Russia where people prodominately hunt whales

I plan to travel to Eyfonfa this spring break.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

quidge

Gay butt sex. Usually man vs. man

Dan reamed Tom when they had quidge. see flet

by Oliver Quidgeums August 31, 2005

Lenfnfy

A quarantined Australian inventor who went crazy and tried to patent the horse.

Lenfnfy was a good man, however, he bites very hard.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

Gyle Suit

A mispronounciation of "Ghillie Suit" which is a suit usually made from OD netting and burlap strips of woodland colors attached to the netting that is meant to resemble leaves, bushes and such. It is usually worn by snipers.

Kyle: I think I'm gonna get a gyle suit.
Parker: You mean a ghillie siut?
Kyle:Whaaa?
Bryon: HAHAHAHAHA! Think man. G-h-i-l-l-i-e. Ghillie suit. HAHAHA!
Parker: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kyle: STFU!!! ITS NOT THAT FUNNY!

by Oliver Quidgeums August 5, 2006

FUBAR

acronym: Fucked up beyond all recognition.

situation: crew of 8 is being told about an airplane crash. Some dumbass had the great idea of welding a couple steel plates to the bottom of the plane to protect the general from ground fire. unfortunately the dumbass didnt tell the officer in command untill they were airborn. they crashed and 31 died.
Fish: FUBAR
Caparzo: FUBAR
Mike: FUBAR
Jackson: Ya'll got that right. (nods head)
Uppham: I couldn't find FUBAR in the German dictionary, can you just tell me what it means?

by Oliver Quidgeums May 25, 2006