Old Phardt's definitions

Gender-affirming care

Euphemism for the "sadistic paedophilia"

Between 2000 and the present day, at least 1500 predominantly White girls have experienced gender-affirming care in Rotherham.

by Old Phardt August 2, 2023

Take offence

What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do

Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.

by Old Phardt July 25, 2023

Wokaposematism

The phenomenon whereby a pseudo-progressive person advertises his/her toxicity by sporting e.g. blue hair (q.v. wokewoad) or an infected nasal septum piercing.

"The discharge from Tracy's nose has turned green."
"Yes, it really is a splendid example of wokaposematism isn't it."

by Old Phardt March 18, 2023

transmengele

Surgeon specialising in the genital mutilation of gender-dysphoric children

I don't use Starbucks because they donate money to the Mermaids "charity", which is basically a front for transmengeles.

by Old Phardt February 14, 2023

Continuity maskurbator

Wuhan Flu nostalgic individual still sporting a surgical mask in 2023.

"Professor Michie's gone tonto again. I just saw her wearing a mask while driving alone in her car."
"No surprises there. Woman's an absolute continuity maskurbator."

by Old Phardt February 8, 2023

wokeweird

The body of catechism and apocrypha constituting the foundational myth of the authoritarian pseudo-progressive cult of Woke. The Wokeweird is known only to a select group of hierophants and embodied in the Book of the Wokeweird, which according to legend was buried by the Woke Vestal Priestess beneath Chateau Foucault in Thule.

Aiee! Strong in Professor Butler the wokeweird is ... hmmm ... yes

by Old Phardt February 4, 2023

anarcho-tyranny

a space initially and ostensibly operating on a principle of anarchism or leaderlessness, in which the political functions are gradually usurped by an assertive elite, who become the tyrants

Towards the end of its brief and inglorious existence, the clown world that was CHAZ degenerated into outright anarcho-tyranny.

by Old Phardt January 8, 2023