Baggery

A human-feline game in which the furry baggee crawls whether enticed or no into a paper or plastic bag, and is then teased unto paroxysm by the bagger with proddings and pokings from without. The administration of baggery may or may not culminate with the ritual hoisting aloft and brief carriage of the scrofulous old thug. It is all one to him.
Every morning I utter a prayer of thanks that I am a citizen of a nation which refrains from molesting me when I describe my tom's predilection for a spot of baggery.
by Old Phardt December 06, 2023
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Take offence

What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do
Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.
by Old Phardt July 25, 2023
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anarcho-tyranny

a space initially and ostensibly operating on a principle of anarchism or leaderlessness, in which the political functions are gradually usurped by an assertive elite, who become the tyrants
Towards the end of its brief and inglorious existence, the clown world that was CHAZ degenerated into outright anarcho-tyranny.
by Old Phardt January 08, 2023
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Woke scum

Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.
The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.
by Old Phardt May 13, 2024
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wokeweird

The body of catechism and apocrypha constituting the foundational myth of the authoritarian pseudo-progressive cult of Woke. The Wokeweird is known only to a select group of hierophants and embodied in the Book of the Wokeweird, which according to legend was buried by the Woke Vestal Priestess beneath Chateau Foucault in Thule.
Aiee! Strong in Professor Butler the wokeweird is ... hmmm ... yes
by Old Phardt February 04, 2023
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Taking the knee

I'm not watching the footie again until the morons stop "taking the knee"
by Old Phardt December 30, 2021
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Wokaposematism

The phenomenon whereby a pseudo-progressive person advertises his/her toxicity by sporting e.g. blue hair (q.v. wokewoad) or an infected nasal septum piercing.
"The discharge from Tracy's nose has turned green."
"Yes, it really is a splendid example of wokaposematism isn't it."
by Old Phardt March 18, 2023
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