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"Professor Michie's gone tonto again. I just saw her wearing a mask while driving alone in her car."
"No surprises there. Woman's an absolute continuity maskurbator."
"No surprises there. Woman's an absolute continuity maskurbator."
by Old Phardt February 8, 2023
Get the Continuity maskurbator mug.I don't use Starbucks because they donate money to the Mermaids "charity", which is basically a front for transmengeles.
by Old Phardt February 14, 2023
Get the transmengele mug.The phenomenon whereby a pseudo-progressive person advertises his/her toxicity by sporting e.g. blue hair (q.v. wokewoad) or an infected nasal septum piercing.
"The discharge from Tracy's nose has turned green."
"Yes, it really is a splendid example of wokaposematism isn't it."
"Yes, it really is a splendid example of wokaposematism isn't it."
by Old Phardt March 18, 2023
Get the Wokaposematism mug.a space initially and ostensibly operating on a principle of anarchism or leaderlessness, in which the political functions are gradually usurped by an assertive elite, who become the tyrants
Towards the end of its brief and inglorious existence, the clown world that was CHAZ degenerated into outright anarcho-tyranny.
by Old Phardt January 8, 2023
Get the anarcho-tyranny mug."Did you hear that Neil's announced they're trans and want everyone to use 'they' pronouns?"
"I knew something was brewing when they went full wokewoad."
"I knew something was brewing when they went full wokewoad."
by Old Phardt April 4, 2022
Get the Wokewoad mug.A: "Why do dishcloth nazis always seem to be incorrigible maskurbators?"
B: "Because they're abject cringing cowards who don't want their mummies and daddies to find out that they support rapists and torturers.
B: "Because they're abject cringing cowards who don't want their mummies and daddies to find out that they support rapists and torturers.
by Old Phardt May 10, 2024
Get the Dishcloth nazi mug.Dementia arising from the formation of protein plaque on brain surfaces, prevalent among late stage anti-White racists, antisemites and transvestites. Symptoms include morbid obesity, polychromatic fur growth, sadistic paedophilia, violent and often murderous outbursts, and loss of ability to reason.
After Patrick put on 200 pounds, died they/them's hair blue, engraved several bullets with the words "I hate Jews and crackers", and developed a habit of hanging around in the female toilets in hotpants and white kneesocks, the people who looked after they/them came to the reluctant decision that a period of confinement in a secure hospital was the only remedy for they/them's Wokalzheimer's Disease.
by Old Phardt October 3, 2025
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