fuck you

People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.

Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.

by oh shit i'm dead February 04, 2005

suicide

People say suicide is selfish and cowardly. That's bullshit. It's more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit, just so you can keep them around because they make you happy or some shit. It is not they're duty to keep you happy whilst they go through hell, you fucking morons.

Someone decided their live was no longer living, so when they killed themselves, all the sensible people who loved them felt very sad, but realised that it would be selfish to expect them to go on living, just for their own pleasure.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005

fashion

People trying to look cooler than eachother by wearing the same clothes

Last casual clothes day at my school, 50% of the people in my year wore polo shirts.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 08, 2005

karate

the thing which all the kids told you thy knew in grade 3, but when put to the test they were just pussies

Now, kickboxing, on the other hand.

by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

logic-whore

Someone who will step into a joke and ruin it with their excessive use of logic.

Person: I knocked that bitch out with my balls!
Logic Whore: Bullshit! As if you're balls are large or hard enough to do that.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 28, 2004

female

The more subtle gender

I'm a guy which means I prefer to kick ass/get my ass kicked.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 24, 2005

*

What people like to put in the middle of words like fuck and shit and cunt and bitch for some reason

"You're a f*cking c*nt, you b*tch.Eat my f*cking shit."

"I can't understand what you're saying because you're censoring so many letters!"

by oh shit i'm dead February 12, 2005