Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Octopod

crazed weasels

Putatively horny and out-of-control rutting beasts.

They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like crazed weasels.

crazed weasels by octopod November 22, 2003

Insult, generally rejecting a concept or a proposal. See bung hole.

You say you're in love with me! Blow it out your bung hole.

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

Politer version of call someone who gives a shit.

Your homework is late again, Douggie.
Call someone who cares.

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

Ironic or sarcastic expression of agreement that really means disagreement or dismissal. See whatever.

No, Howard Dean is a man of character and conviction . . .
Yeah, right!

Yeah, right! by octopod November 22, 2003

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

shrinkage by Octopod November 21, 2003