Definitions by Octopod

crazed weasels 

Putatively horny and out-of-control rutting beasts.

They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like crazed weasels.

crazed weasels by octopod November 22, 2003

blow it out your bung hole 

Insult, generally rejecting a concept or a proposal. See bung hole.

You say you're in love with me! Blow it out your bung hole.

blow it out your bung hole by octopod November 22, 2003

Yeah, right! 

Ironic or sarcastic expression of agreement that really means disagreement or dismissal. See whatever.

No, Howard Dean is a man of character and conviction . . .
Yeah, right!

Yeah, right! by octopod November 22, 2003

reading my mail 

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

reading my mail by octopod November 22, 2003

call someone who cares 

Politer version of call someone who gives a shit.

Your homework is late again, Douggie.
Call someone who cares.

call someone who cares by octopod November 22, 2003

call someone who gives a shit 

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

call someone who gives a shit by octopod November 22, 2003

shrinkage 

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

shrinkage by Octopod November 21, 2003