squonk

similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster

i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it

by oz May 23, 2003

kyke

1. A fish
2. A derogatory term for a Jewish person.

1. Lets go kyke fishing.
2. Bob: You're a kyke.
Jeff: (shoots bob in the ass)

by Oz March 24, 2005

bolt

a shot of cum that travels at a high speed, often shot at a females face, more commonly down the back of her throat

oh shit, shoot a bolt!

id shoot a bolt down her throat

i shot a big bolt all over her

by oz May 23, 2003

Penis Battler

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.

Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!

by Oz January 29, 2005

Quim Ninja

One proficient in rug munching; a cunning linguist

"Oh... flick my bean with your tong... oh..."

by Oz March 16, 2003

Halo nerds

People who think they're bad ass when they capture a flag or plant a bomb in halo 2 online. Some nerds don't brag but some just fucking breath in the microphone or have their cher record playing in the backround and with open mic we can all hear it.

Timmy: HAHA IM SO 1337 FOR PLANTING THE BOMBZOR!
Oz and Arm: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERD GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!

Billy: "Cher - When you believe in love after life"
Oz and Arm: TURN YOUR CRAP DOWN YOU DEF MOTHER FUCKER!

by Oz January 20, 2005

bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

by Oz February 03, 2005