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RTFWBG

Reverse Titty-Fuck with Ball Gobble.

A man straddles a woman's face and fucks the cleavage between the tits while the woman simultaneously gobbles the man's balls.
At the hotel, we demonstrated RTFWBG in the conference center, pool, lobby, room 213, and during the Continental Breakfast.

An instant classic, you'll be sure to try again and again.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 February 17, 2008
mugGet the RTFWBGmug.

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009
mugGet the Jankedy-ass-hoopidymug.

Japanese Bridge

This is a sexual act necessitating five people. Two must be male and three female. It starts with one female servicing another female while being serviced by a different female, both of which are being penetrated by different males. The Japanese Bridge is similar to an expanded version of the Eiffel Tower
G.......................G
U->GIRL GIRL*<-U
Y......GIRL ^....... Y

Figure 1A.
*splash zone

Fig. 1A: Diagram of a classic Japanese Bridge
by OMGWTFBBQ22 October 4, 2010
mugGet the Japanese Bridgemug.

D-E Conversation

Similar to an A-B conversation, (so C yourself out) but more serious in nature.

Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.
-Donald: So I was about to pull an RTFWBG on the bitch when...
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!
by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 21, 2009
mugGet the D-E Conversationmug.

Drop the dumplings in the fryer

Before I left for Suzie's house I had to drop the dumplings in the fryer.
by omgwtfbbq22 April 27, 2007
mugGet the Drop the dumplings in the fryermug.

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