yawp

I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.
by OLOL May 14, 2007
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harry potter

Overrated children's books.

Why anyone would STILL FUCKING READ THEM is beyond me.

There are other, more well-written books, but people instead read stupid books about a magical teenager, his two friends, and his life at Hogwarts.

YAWN. Harry Potter's the only book read by otherwise illiterate morons who couldn't comprehend a much better
Fangirl: OMG TEH NEW HARRY POTTER IS OUT!!11
Normal person: *looks on as Barnes and Noble is overrun by dyslexic idiots, reading Shakespeare* Morons.
by OLOL June 20, 2007
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blood pressure

What is raised when idiots post on UD, or anywhere on the internet.

Even 4chan.
"...And in other news, national blood pressure is up due to a series of tube-related problems."

75 percent of UD descriptions make my blood pressure increase.
by OLOL August 20, 2007
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narcissistic

See Steve Jobs, the dumbass who claims he's better than Windows OS and Linux.
Steve Jobs is a narcissistic prick who claims that his Mac is better when it's the same things as a PC except it can't play games. Dipshit.
by OLOL January 24, 2007
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Lullaby

Book that beats the shit out of Death Note. Story of a man who finds out that a lullaby he sung to his late son kills, and he and a friend try to keep it out of the hands of a psycho.
Lullaby beats the crap of Death Note... fuckin' weeaboos.
by OLOL September 06, 2007
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bill gates

Steve Job's muse.

Also, often accused of crashing things.
Steve Jobs: HAY IM GOING 2 CAPITALIZE UR IDEA
Bill Gates: Okay, just make sure you give me credit.
Steve Jobs: HAHA FAGGOT U SUCK! IM S0 B3TT3R THAN U, N00B.
Bill Gates: ...
by OLOL February 01, 2007
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Blame Dubya

Got a war going on? Blame Dubya.
Got a stupid conspiracy theory? Blame Dubya.
Got stupid gangbangers causing more shit in the ghettoes of America? Blame Dubya.
Got 4,000 soldiers dead from angry terrorists? Blame Dubya.
99% percent of America blames Dubya.
by OLOL May 29, 2007
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