OLOL's definitions

DDT

Cynical is right, but certain pests had a resistance to it, and now most bugs are resistant to DDT. It also killed off bugs that helped crops by eating harmful ones.

The only adverse effect of DDT was a lower sperm count.

DDT could have saved millions of lives from Malaria, but it got banned for being an unproven carcinogen and a pollutant. It wasn't, and people died of a result.

by OLOL August 22, 2007

blood pressure

What is raised when idiots post on UD, or anywhere on the internet.

Even 4chan.

"...And in other news, national blood pressure is up due to a series of tube-related problems."

75 percent of UD descriptions make my blood pressure increase.

by OLOL August 25, 2007

R U SHUR?

PTKFGS version of O RLY? Instead of an owl, it is a cat with a silly expression on its face, similar to the owl.

Like O RLY?, it is used in sarcasm or disbelief.

Response to R U SHUR? is SHUR M SHUR!, which is responded to with KENT B!

Joe: Boy, there are a lot of Wiitards.
Jack: R U SHUR?

Jack: Your cat is on fire.
Joe: R U SHUR?

by OLOL May 14, 2007

swarrowed

To be cleaved/impaled by a sword, and at the same time speared by a arrow.

*Trogdor was SWARROWED by OldScroll!
Trogdor: Hax

by OLOL May 22, 2007

O R'LYEH?

How Cthulhu says O RLY? Derived from the sunken city of R'lyeh, where Cthulhu sleeps.

Shogoth: Sir, we're out of humans to eat.
Cthulhu: O R'LYEH?

by OLOL May 23, 2007

yawp

A barbaric cry or noise.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

by OLOL May 31, 2007

Blame Dubya

What's cool to do nowadays.

Got a war going on? Blame Dubya.
Got a stupid conspiracy theory? Blame Dubya.
Got stupid gangbangers causing more shit in the ghettoes of America? Blame Dubya.
Got 4,000 soldiers dead from angry terrorists? Blame Dubya.
99% percent of America blames Dubya.

by OLOL June 18, 2007