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Definitions by OKURNESSEABJ

When your walking and someones piece of fat most times arm fat slaps you in the face you have been FLABBED!
Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!

Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!
Flabbed by OKURNESSEABJ May 4, 2019
When your pooch is just so gucci there poochi. Poochis are the best kind of dog to have. If you have even a little bit of swag and you have a pooch with swag that makes you the swagist person around. A poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.
DAUMMMM THATS SUCH A GUCCHI POOCH MUST ME A POOCHI!!!
A Poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.
Poochi by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019
A way of saying cutie to someone who your not that close with but u still wanna comment cutie on their pic in the less friendly way as possible
He is a cutie but I don't want him to think I like him so imma just comment qt.
Qt by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019

Alex from the boat 

The hawtest man out there. Even sexier when he's on a boat in his life jacket with the water misting in his face.
DAUMMMM Alex frm the boat is a hawtyyyyy!!!!
Alex from the boat is cute
Alex from the boat by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019

republiCANT

All these republicans are blaming every problem on everyone but themselves. Its just because they can't do what they say they can and will do so they blame their problems on someone else. They are not rebubliCANS they are republiCANTS!
Republicant: "I have so many problems that other people can't solve for me"
Person: "Solve it yourself you REPUBLICANT!!"
republiCANT by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

Pool Crapper 

That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.
Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it
Pool Crapper by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

Crying on the Floor

Crying on the floor is just a vibe. you could be laughing so hard or crying so hard that you are on the floor. We have all been there for both of those reasons its just very relatable.
HAHAHA that was so funny I'm literally crying on the floor
She's really upset she is crying on the floor over there