When your pooch is just so gucci there poochi. Poochis are the best kind of dog to have. If you have even a little bit of swag and you have a pooch with swag that makes you the swagist person around. A poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.
by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019

by OKURNESSEABJ July 25, 2025

A stressful essay is a stressay. If there's an essay that is making you really stressed it's a stressay. Stressay's are the worst.
Friend #1: My essay has to be 10000 words long. Ugh! It's going to take forever I don't even know what to write.
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay
by OKURNESSEABJ August 30, 2019

All these republicans are blaming every problem on everyone but themselves. Its just because they can't do what they say they can and will do so they blame their problems on someone else. They are not rebubliCANS they are republiCANTS!
Republicant: "I have so many problems that other people can't solve for me"
Person: "Solve it yourself you REPUBLICANT!!"
Person: "Solve it yourself you REPUBLICANT!!"
by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.
Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it
by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

Crying on the floor is just a vibe. you could be laughing so hard or crying so hard that you are on the floor. We have all been there for both of those reasons its just very relatable.
HAHAHA that was so funny I'm literally crying on the floor
She's really upset she is crying on the floor over there
She's really upset she is crying on the floor over there
by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019
