OD Smith's definitions
by OD Smith December 22, 2003
Get the Tony Blairmug. 1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.
2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.
2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.
An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?
by OD Smith July 18, 2008
Get the malcolm glazermug. So you survived you advisor treating you like an ignorant skiver, lived through Gateway to Work - hey, you even gutted out being jammed in CETS for a large chunk of the year, but don't think that's the last thing New Deal have to throw at you like a brick. No, then they stick you in SEETEC for 13 weeks, where you are stuck doing all the same exercises you did on Gateway and at CETS once more for two out of the three hours you're supposed to be there, therefore meaning you can't actually apply for a job to get the hell out of there. They don't even increase your benefits for your duration this time.
Wait, I got through all the shit off my advisor, Gateway to Work AND six months at CETS, and you're sticking me in SEETEC where all that crap I already "learned" TWICE is regurgitated once more, despite being pointless and meaningless at this point?!?
by OD Smith September 26, 2005
Get the SEETECmug. A, frankly, boring drug that you have to snort in enormous amounts to get into a k hole, but more often than not you'll sneeze after a couple of nostrils full and revert back to normal, feeling ripped off.
Besides, who the hell first thought that it would be a good idea to snort animal tranquilisers in the first place?!? There's a place for special k, and it's Battersea Dogs' Home.
Besides, who the hell first thought that it would be a good idea to snort animal tranquilisers in the first place?!? There's a place for special k, and it's Battersea Dogs' Home.
I think we need to take Lassie to the vet.
I think we need to get monged at the vet.
I think we should let Lassie get monged at the vet.
I think we need to get monged at the vet.
I think we should let Lassie get monged at the vet.
by OD Smith March 10, 2005
Get the Ketaminemug. The simplistic logic system of Bush supporters and other morons - apparently you have to trust him because he's President (even though 49% of the US population didn't vote for him), and anyone who criticises America is either jealous of their greatness, embittered French people who surrender all too easily, or a member of the global al-Qu'eda network.
by OD Smith March 23, 2005
Get the Rational American Thinkingmug. "There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"
by OD Smith November 25, 2007
Get the Yard Tardmug. 1. A hugely overrated film, with two sequels that even the die-hards couldn't love - even if they did when they watched the trailer.
2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.
3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.
2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.
3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.
by OD Smith February 16, 2005
Get the the matrixmug.