O'Flagherty's definitions

Cherry Tart

The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!

With a pussy full of cherries she was the ultimate cherry tart.

by O'Flagherty December 15, 2008

cum slut

A girl or woman who loves sperm. A connoisseur of cum. One who is fascinated by the rhythmic expulsion of cum from a cock, by its gelatinous texture, the feel of it on her tongue, its smell, and its taste. A female who is fascinated by the power of cum to impregnate. One who loves to receive large volumes of sperm inside her from any source. One who spends her days and nights in a continual quest for males who can provide her with large volumes of thick, tenacious, opalescent jism.

She was a cum slut with an exceptional appetite for sperm and she didn't much care where it came from. Although cum sluts crave cum in any orifice, my friend likes to drink a cupful through a straw. Like many cum sluts she also likes it as a dressing on noodles, salad, sushi etc. Some cum sluts brush their teeth with the elixir of life.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008

microthong

Extremely tiny thong with just enough material to conceal the pussy. The open variety does not hide pussy, but may have a jewel, pearl or feather hanging seductively over the clit region. Hundreds of different styles by Lola Luna and other manufacturers are available. One daring version consists of a string of pearls which lies between the pussy's inner lips. Its only possible purpose is to stimulate the clitoris when walking or dancing.

In striking gold and green, this open embroidered microthong has a diamante drop front with green sequins and an edging of gold French lace.

by O'Flagherty December 26, 2008

Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.

She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.

by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

slut wear

Provocative and sexy clothes and make up worn by a slut for the purpose of attracting men with whom she will have sex.

Slut wear consists of several or all of the following: high heels (at least 4.5 inches); black, red or fishnet stockings; tight miniskirt (often with centre zip) in PVC, leather, metallic or stretch material; micro thong; velvet or rhinestone choker labelled 'slut', 'fuck me' or similar; clitoral or vaginal jewellery; red or black balconnette bra or bustier with matching suspender/garter belt; glossy lipstick or lip gloss; dark eyeshadow; false eyelashes; painted fingernails often with extensions.

by O'Flagherty December 12, 2008

Pussyjuice

The spicey-sweet secretion which a girl makes in her pussy when she is horny and is ready for fucking. In a healthy girl it has a pleasant, sexy musky smell. If it smells fishy or rancid, or is yellow or green tinged - say your goodbyes! Pussyjuice from a healthy pussy is clear or slightly white depending on the stage of the menstrual cycle. It will probably be cloudy or milky looking if she has recently taken cum in her pussy. Pussyjuice is secreted by glands in the vaginal walls and also by Bartholin's glands near the entrance. Pussyjuice has several functions:

1. It creates an alkaline pH inside the pussy which helps protect against infection.
2. It supports the growth of lactobacillus, again as a barrier to infection. Probiotic yogurt containing lactobacillus cultures has been shown to reduce itching and inflammation when applied inside the vagina. Similarly, lactobacillus capsules or tablets may be inserted directly.
3. It acts as a lubricant.
4. It attracts and arouses men through its pherome content and musky scent.

Contrary to popular belief, a woman does not ejaculate pussyjuice at orgasm. Occasionally, she may lose bladder control and squirt some urine.

Pussyjuice dripped like honey from her pussylips. It was her nectar, pure and crystal clear. Or maybe it was mysterious ambrosia - the food for the gods.

by O'Flagherty January 26, 2007

Tart

An attractive young woman who either is, or appears to be, a prostitute. Tart is a more pleasant word than slut and is usually applied to a girl, often French, who is basically pretty. She will have a particular look with bright red lipstick, prominent breasts, often with false eyelashes and fingernails. She is likely to wear a tight miniskirt with high heels (at least 5 inches). Unlike a slut she will have a sexy glint in her eye.

The most delicious tarts are to be found in the Pigalle area of Paris.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008