O'Flagherty's definitions

Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.

She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.

by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

False eyelashes

False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.

Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic.

by O'Flagherty December 25, 2008

Cherry Tart

The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!

She was a girl who loved sex and didn't mind selling herself now and again. With a pussy full of cherries she could only be called one thing - a cherry tart.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008

pussyflaps

Large pussylips (labia minora) which protrude more than usual from the pussy. Probably the result of too much fucking or stretching. They can look very good if the woman is young and pretty, especially if they are adorned with piercings or jewels. They add greatly to the delights of eating out a hungry pussy (cunnilingus).

Her pussyflaps were meaty curtains, resembling flattened apricots. He imagined them gripping the many cocks she entertained each day.

by O'Flagherty January 2, 2009

Eyelashes

Short curved hairs arranged along the upper and lower eyelids. Their function is to protect the eyes.
A woman may flutter her eyelashes as a sexual signal. Short eyelashes can be thickened or extended with false eyelashes or given greater definition with mascara. Eyelashes can be curled with special eyelash tongs or by using a specialised mascara.

She fluttered her long eyelashes seductively. He was helpless.

by O'Flagherty March 8, 2007

slut scent

The unmistakable odour of a slut's pussy. It is nature's aphrodisiac. The odour varies depending on the amount and composition of her pussyjuice. This depends on the time of the month and on how much sex she has had recently. A pregnant woman (not obvious early on) will smell a little different. If she's perched on a bar stool beside you in her slutwear and she uncrosses her legs, you will get a whiff of her as she opens her thighs and her nylons rasp apart. If you get a warm, perfumed, musky scent the chances are that she has probably not been fucked that day. If she smells like a fresh oyster she has probably had cocks in her pussy recently. If there is any hint of rankness, move away. She either doesn't shower, or she's infected with something. Provided she is healthy and not more than 38 years, I love the scent of a pretty slut.

Her slut scent lingered as she lifted herself off his cock and tottered off the tiny stage.

by O'Flagherty July 30, 2007

honey

Another word for pussyjuice.

Her pussylips glistened with her sweet honey.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008