stupid dic

A person who creates an Urban Dictionary word for their friend, enemy, girlfriend, boyfriend, or themselves.

Samples:
"*name* is the best person in the world"
"*name* is the cutest boy ever"
"*name* is a faggot asshole"
"*name* is an ultra-cool dude"
"*name* is the most loyal and prettiest girl"

That stupid dic thought he could get in that girl's pants by creating an Urban Dictionary reference for her name. Now the rest of us have to deal with stupid ass definitions in Urban Dictionary. It is time for an Urban dic cleaning.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018

tickanaled

When you tickle someone but accidentally stick your finger in their anus

Billy was tickling Tommy and tickanaled him. Billy kind of laughed, but Tommy felt violated. The rest of us are wondering why they were tickling each other naked.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 08, 2017

brofiver

A person who has to constantly give high fives to others over every trivial success or event. Usually male, and usually a douchedick.

Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017

catharded

Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.

"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 07, 2018

frosted lawn

The act of ejaculating on the pubic hairs of another person

When Tom was about ready to ejaculate, he pulled out and gave Samantha a frosted lawn.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017

menstradump

The heavy flow of menstruation of a woman

Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017

squeeze n' walk

When you have to poop really bad and you are squeezing your butt cheeks tightly together while in a quick walk to the toilet trying not to look obvious.

"I saw john at the park the other day, he was doing the squeeze n' walk again."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018