Definitions by Nutzen YerMouf

vampire vag 

A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.

"I was banging Kelly the other day, that bitch is so tight she has a vampire vag!"

vampire vag by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

releasing the demons

Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.

Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.

releasing the demons by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

Mobile manwhich 

Sexual three-way between brothers.

In Alabama, the Mobile manwhich is fairly common.

Mobile manwhich by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

urban dic cleaning 

The removal of excess definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"

urban dic cleaning by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

squeeze n' walk 

When you have to poop really bad and you are squeezing your butt cheeks tightly together while in a quick walk to the toilet trying not to look obvious.

"I saw john at the park the other day, he was doing the squeeze n' walk again."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."

squeeze n' walk by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018

air pinkie

After one inserts their pinkie finger into the rectum of their sexual partner and has to hold their pinkie out to avoid getting fecal matter on their other digits or themselves while finishing sexual intercourse.

Frank gave Cindy the old two in the pink one in the sink and had to air pinkie it while they finished having sex. He then scrubbed his finger with bleach.

air pinkie by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018

Trump spawn 

Numerous stupid children from the same father or same mother that sniff glue, giggle, and say 'libtard' a lot.

Donald's first kid was pretty stupid, like Chris Farley in "Black Sheep". When he spit out a couple more and they all were just as dumb as the first, it became a Trump spawn crisis.

Trump spawn by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018