John had to poop real bad while he was at work. He ran to the office restroom and let it go. It was such a relief to let it all out, it gave him a case of the hungry shits. It also packed the toilet. When John went to flush, it didn't go down. John was in a dilemma, so he snuck out of the toilet real quick and ran to find the janitor. "Hey, Ed," John said to the janitor, "somebody plugged the toilet."
Ed replied, "Are you trying to plug and blame again? You did that 3 times this week. You think I don't realize 'somebody always plugs the toilet' just when you happen to need it? Asshole. Do us a favor and shit at home."
Ed replied, "Are you trying to plug and blame again? You did that 3 times this week. You think I don't realize 'somebody always plugs the toilet' just when you happen to need it? Asshole. Do us a favor and shit at home."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018
Past tense: pseudified
Verb: pseudifying
The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.
Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Verb: pseudifying
The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.
Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Donald didn't like the news about Russian collusion, so his friends at a large news organization tried to help him out by creating pseudified stories. This process is called pseudification.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 08, 2017
I spink of you every night.
I am spinking of you right now
I spinked of last night while in the bathroom
I am spinking of you right now
I spinked of last night while in the bathroom
by Nutzen YerMouf August 23, 2020
That's whore shit and you know it.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 07, 2018
"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018
Amnesia caused from over-ordering from Amazon. Forgetfulness regarding what one ordered from Amazon.
I came home from work today with a dozen packages on my door step all bearing the Amazon smile logo. I have no idea what the fuck I ordered and am clearly suffering from primenesia.
It's like Christmas everyday at my house, when I order from Amazon I always forget what I ordered and suffer from primenesia.
It's like Christmas everyday at my house, when I order from Amazon I always forget what I ordered and suffer from primenesia.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 27, 2018
An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.
Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 09, 2018