Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

poor man's cocaine

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.

Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Bitcoin

Imaginary and non-existent pseudo-currency that is worthless on its own until you can convince some douche bag to buy it from you and trade it for actual currency or goods. Can be defeated by an electrical outage, hard drive failure, or just a low volume of other people trading their Bitcoins at the same time.

Randy said, "I went to buy coffee with my Bitcoins the other day and it took three hours for the transaction to be approved. I was late for work because of that and the coffee was fucking cold."
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

urban dic cleaning

The removal of excess definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

religass

Someone who claims to be morally superior but gleefully revels in the downfall or destruction of others.

When Stephen Hawking died, hundreds of religassess came out and announced joyfully, while feigning sadness, that he was burning in hell for denying god.

The religass love natural disasters because it gives them an opportunity to blame it on god being angry with homosexuals.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 14, 2018

Nutzen YerMouf

Guy with nothing better to do than to make up Urban Dictionary words.

Pronounced: Noot-Zen Yair-Moof, even though it looks like "Nuts in Your Mouth"

I am nutzen yermouf.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

shornout

The act of cutting up worn out items for reuse. A form of recycling, it involves modifying items and sometimes combining multiple items together to form a new item.

I had three pairs of shoes that were old and worn out. I modified them to create an awesome shornout purse.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

anal stickling

When you shove a stick into the rectum of another person for sexual gratification.

"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018