Definitions by Nuked Bug

numb nuts 

a real sports affliction that occurs mainly to male professional long distance cyclists (like the blokes at the tour de france) where the constant pressure between the narrow bicycle saddle and the pubic bone make the scrotum area lose sensitivity and become numb.

man, after that race I got a bad case of the numb nuts

numb nuts by nuked bug January 17, 2005

brown fuck off 

the opposite of a "golden handshake".
When someone is asked to leave or made redundant with absolutely no severance, or any extra payment.

"I though we where going to negotiate my redundancy but I just got a brown fuck off"

brown fuck off by Nuked Bug June 4, 2004

brown fuck off 

the worst end, the void, hell, etc.

I've travelled the world, in my mangy horse
singin my song, till my throat is hoarse
the pryere is dry, and the wind is cold
feeling so down, must be getting old
But if somethin' keeps me riding, is the knowledge of my fate
that old feeling in my bones that old death won't find me late


But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off

Life is hard, when it feels like and a slippery slope
but climb it, we have to do with with all our hope
and when night give out to day, and it fells liek nothin's new
wish I could rest this weary body, but I can't stop and take a pew
Cos this old cowboy only rides to save his soul
life is notin' but bein out of death on parole...

But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off

brown fuck off by Nuked Bug June 4, 2004

shitbusted 

Office term meaning being caught leaving the toilet cubicle as the sole culprit of a particularly stinky dump.

I just went to the toilets and shitbusted Allan, what a stinker!!

shitbusted by Nuked Bug September 17, 2003

brown hannibal 

a cigar made out of pooh. Used by fecal fiends as a toy at shit eating parties. Probably

...and there she was, on her arse, propped up against the wall, completely naked and covered in shit with a brown hannibal hanging out of her mouth...

brown hannibal by NUked Bug September 11, 2003

mimsified 

see mimsy
The state a man enters smoetimes after being for some time in a long term relationship with a girlfriend.

You're used to be cool, now you're just mimsified!

mimsified by Nuked Bug September 1, 2003

mimsify 

see mimsy and mimsified
The action of long term wearing out of a man into a complete and utter pussy.

that girl will mimsify you!!

mimsify by Nuked Bug September 1, 2003