Notorious Chicka's definitions

Grumpy Sound Guy

A grumpy sound guy is a live event audio engineer who has been plagued by ridiculous situations and silly questions over the years so he finally puts up a false front face that he is really angry so people will avoid interaction with him so he can just do his job. The epitome of a grumpy sound guy is someone like Mike Toth of Arizona who has mastered this feature.

Please remember that the sound guy doesn't know where the bathroom is, what time your child's choir is performing at another stage, or when the next show is.

That Mike Toth is just a grumpy sound guy...unless you know him personally.

by Notorious Chicka May 25, 2019

Smarty Farty

A nicer nickname for a friend instead of calling them a smart ass when they are being sarcastic.

oOChrissyOo you are just being a smarty farty! You little shit!

by Notorious Chicka April 9, 2017

Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017

shannonmacked

When you have been trying to help someone understand an issue in your community but they then turn it into a punishment because they are confused and do not understand.

Wow! I was ShannonMacked again for mentioning that IMVU has a malfunction.

by Notorious Chicka May 26, 2017

MarkWhitery

Committing fraud or forgery against others. Not paying a bill. Being a jackass in business. Being a con artist. Only looking out for your own well-being. Being a crook. Being a bad human.

Such MarkWhitery from this business! Avoid them like the plague!

by Notorious Chicka October 9, 2019

the stockton

"The Stockton" is the seat with extra leg room in an airplane that is hugely desired by traveling audio visual technicians. It received it's name by being secured OFTEN by a gentleman by the name of Wayne Stockton. If you search for #TheStockton you should see a large quantity of photos with bragging rights as to getting that seat.

Sweet! I got The Stockton on my flight!

by Notorious Chicka August 11, 2017

RealQuick

A way to interrupt someone taking too long talking for your preference, so that you can interject your opinion by not over talking on them.

Typically accompanied by a finger wave in their face when performed in person.

"I think that we should load the truck with audio first and then lighting on the rear of the...."
"REALQUICK! I need you to come help me with something over here."

by Notorious Chicka April 6, 2017