Definitions by Not-gonna-tellya

banana teaser 

The skin showing between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and low-rise jeans or pants showing the belly button, and oftenin the back, it is often accompanied by a tattoo just above the butt-crack. Banana refers to the male genitalia (see banana hammock).

Her banana teaser is spectacular.

However, if a person is overweight, the banana teaser might be unsightly with bulges in all the wrong places.

banana teaser by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005

Skin Show 

The area on a gal between a skimpy T-shirt and the top of a pair of hip-hugger pants.

That's quite a skin show she's putting on.

Skin Show by Not-gonna-tellya May 1, 2005

middlesexy 

The skin circumference about the waist of a young lady wearing a skimpy T-shirt and a pair of hip-hugger pants.

She's exposing her middlesexy in that outfit.

middlesexy by Not-gonna-tellya April 24, 2005

Afro-Saxon

White guy acting and speaking like an Afro-American.

Let's go see that Afro-Saxon Eminem perform tonight.

Afro-Saxon by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

all anal gang bang 

Appropriate punishment for child molesters, baby-killers,and pedofiles. These scum are placed in the exercise yard of any hard-core penal institution and the guards are paid to look the other way for a few hours.

(Name of any child-molesting scum) should receive the ultimate all anal gang bang in addition to his life sentence.

all anal gang bang by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Amayzin'

Any occurance that has an amazing outcome.

It's amazin' that my Granny rolled her 2-ton pickup on the Interstate and emerged with her bottle of Jack Daniels intact!

Amayzin' by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

yaappling 

Talking incoherently while masticating an apple.

"I was, ummm, mm dlf cnsdnds,.,dms,ds, and then I, ummm, fllieoijln dmsuf, and akddfs, mmm."

"Take that apple out of your mouth! All I can hear is you yaapling!"

yaappling by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005